ATTENTION MODS: Don't do anything. Just sit there and shut the fuck up.

168  2019-04-20 by nomobjustice

54 comments

Anyone who'd be a mod of anything is an asshole.

Especially Roger Daltrey

I would raise the concern that we don't even really know who the fuck the mods are on this new sub, but going along with it ensures another surge in entertainment when it eventually falls apart again.

You call that pile of shit entertaining?

  1. Lost tons of good work forever
  2. Reminded of what a bunch of fat ugly awful wretches any and likely every given one of us is

What did I miss

"Fat ugly awful wretches"

I'm not fat.

Yes you are, child.

I had no idea who the mods of the old sub where until this Spacedge character went nuts. I never understood how or why everyone seemed to know who all the old mods were & have an opinion about each of them. I guess I never got that investing in reddit to care about who was running the sub & I never had any post removed or censored so I never had a reason to pay attention to these guys.

You haven't been banned enough.

Lol, apparently not. Were people getting banned by O&A mods for stupid reasons before this goofball Spacehog had his meltdown & went on a banning spree? If so, I was completely unaware of it. I know plenty of other subs that are quick to ban people for the slightest offensives, which happened to me a few times, but never had that problem on the old O&A sub.

He deleted tons of threads about people like Kumail Nanjiani and Chris Hardwick with no mention of the fact that it was happening. If you made a post about how it was happening he would delete those too, so it wasn't obvious to a lot of people that there was any sort of faggotry afoot. Someone made a post saying SpaceEdge "needed to go" and got banned for it. When he explained that in a comment, I replied calling SpaceEdge a faggot and got banned for it. He's always been a little bitch. I'm glad we got the push we needed to move somewhere else.

To be fair, I’ve been on that sub since Fez tried to get his cat talk. Never once knew who the mods were. Didn’t even know it mattered until the old sub imploded.

What if they don’t get a joke? Should they ban that person?

If they don't get a joke, never heard of the person you're talking about, or you post surveillance footage of obese vape thieves.

Here we fucking go

really. They are already fucking shit up

pretty sure just calling someone a "faggot" technically violates the reddit TOS. this site sucks shit.

We need to go where WPD went. Saidit or something

Why? Isnt that just a bundle of sticks used for fires?

Correct, you have to say "racist faggot" to get around that. Because no one will defend a racist fag.

The mods need to make sure there is that "18 and over" security. I think it ensures subs get away with a bit more

I like that we have 86 mods now and yet I still can't change my flair.

900 mods & we still looking at sidebar images from 2016 while they try to make zany goofy threads to be likable. Gay.

you dont like how they are trying to buddy up with their heros?

i want to help this guy get in good with nick mullen and jim norton

maybe they will do a hilarious ama and say “feed nana”

that would be so cool

Try making a flair now.

Testing

Great choice.

I'm dyslexic and your name scared me.

click edit and theres an invisible text box you have to click

You nailed your flair on the 1st try

all we need is cbanks420 and we are set honestly

Also, stop giving new people mod status. Now Nick Mullen is a mod? Look, I love the short little guy, but come on now.

He is? Wtf is wrong with you faggots?

Hes not. He doesnt meet height requirements

Cum town is a shit heap but don't you think it's making the obvious statement that moderation is stupid and for faggots and that's why you let anyone in? To lower its value? How in god's name did you miss that.

That faggot has nothing to do with O&A

Stfu with your stupid ass reasons

Why do we even need 9 mods?

One to hold the light bulb and 8 to turn the ladder. HEY-O!

Just keep reddit off our asses, don't go all authoritarian. What makes our community great is that anything fucking goes.

Wow, shitty day to accept a mod position, huh fellows?

Only going to ban the billion shekel supreme autist. Also relay any messages from the admins to keep this sub legal in the process. I come here to shitpost and laugh, not play sub lifeguard.

If you have any issues with any moderation shit I do, call me out on it. Haven't done a single moderator action yet but I have, in my real life, robbed a vape shop and it felt exhilarating. I'm not gonna pull a SpaceEdge "the king does not need to address the peasants!" and go get fucking zooted.

Fuck you. GTFO.

Is the joke that you flip back and forth not just from sentence to sentence, but within sentences, because you're just that mysterious and unpredictable and sublime and it's 420?

Being excited for Uncle Adolf's birthday is no excuse for incoherent rambling.

Only going to ban the billion shekel supreme autist

what dictates autist? liking them?

Nah just one guy. Regular autists will be fine.

Even Toolfag didn't remove that miserable dude's posts. That means you're an even bigger bitch than Toolfag.

nice upvotes, stupid.

valient effort tho'

Nice "valiant," stupid.

The fact that the guy who owns the board made it in a fit of rage 2 years ago due to SpaceEdge being a faggot probably means we're safe from SpaceEdge-type faggotry. But he could just bring a new type of faggotry. I guess we'll find out in a year or so.

finally we can post street shitters in fucking peace

Just take it. That’s it… just lay there and take it…

why the hell is the old sub private now why in the fuck did u kill it

Yah this is OUR show!

Why dont you come back here and shut up.