I like to think the fat junkie is reading this sub in a rage and keeps looking for the remove post button but then remembers he lost the only authority he had in life

143  2019-04-20 by jewboy405

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SpaceEdge certainly can't control his weight, we've all seen that. It must also be painful to be unable to control the amount of people you know or don't know who know what you look like, your history of drug abuse, and your transgressions against society.

As friendly tip, any rope or combination of ropes will snap under your weight you fat pig, but a battleship anchor might work.

Can't control his need to steal either

He really should be sleeping with the fishes

Do they even have fish at his resting depth or is it more like multicellular organisms?

not that you have any reason to give a shit, but I lawl'ed and lawl'ed at that last line.

Line of the day, sir.

Thank you.

He probably should have made better decisions in life

so u dont think he makes good decisions in life? Hehehehehe

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SUB?

FUCK!

Hopefully Tom gets arrested soon and drug court sentences to some bullshit 90 day rehab. It'll be long enough for him to become an absentee mod and allow us to reclaim the sub.

Of course, because Tom is a fat junkie loser, the place will have been stripped of all its wiring and pipes and smeared in feces and shoplifted mall trinkets. It'll be a hell of a rebuilding job.

I hope the judge rules that he becomes our butler.

ant and joe must be down low partying about this

according to joe this was their plan all along

where did he say this

I hope he cried fat angry tears