When I was a kid there were so many serial killers. Now there are barely any. So current_year moms are bringing them back. In 2035 the whole west coast will be a minefield of half-buried whores, put there by guys whose mothers made them wear dresses, just like in the '70s. #MAGA
When I was three I might've told my mother that I identified as Spiderman.
Thank God she didn't put me on hormone therapy to transition into a half-insect.
Dating life in my late teens, early 20s, with a skin complexion resembling the one of Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly' - so basically just a little better than Anthony Cumia - would've been even worse than it has.
Too bad he's black, otherwise Anthony might've been interested: age and genitals are a perfect match.
Though once he grows up, Jim will be all over "her":
big cock in a female dress-> Check
selfies with a celebrity -> Check (Charlize Theron aka his GF's mom)
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1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-20
When I was a kid there were so many serial killers. Now there are barely any. So current_year moms are bringing them back. In 2035 the whole west coast will be a minefield of half-buried whores, put there by guys whose mothers made them wear dresses, just like in the '70s. #MAGA
1 Nah_Ming 2019-04-20
And when that happens in 2035, it will still somehow be the evil white man's fault. God bless our Chosen leadership.
1 lostintime8585 2019-04-20
That niglet is not her son, is her adopted pet.
1 unwashedfezballs 2019-04-20
Oh that makes me feel better. As long as he's not white
1 aHungerAutist 2019-04-20
"I woke up this morning and decided to forceably push my child into the most at risk demographic for suicude ever. I am very brave."
1 Fuente_Valdergais 2019-04-20
When I was three I might've told my mother that I identified as Spiderman.
Thank God she didn't put me on hormone therapy to transition into a half-insect.
Dating life in my late teens, early 20s, with a skin complexion resembling the one of Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly' - so basically just a little better than Anthony Cumia - would've been even worse than it has.
1 Fuente_Valdergais 2019-04-20
Too bad he's black, otherwise Anthony might've been interested: age and genitals are a perfect match.
Though once he grows up, Jim will be all over "her":
big cock in a female dress-> Check
selfies with a celebrity -> Check (Charlize Theron aka his GF's mom)