Miley Cyrus is 5’5

23  2019-04-20 by SibHashian13

5 comments

And one of them is wearing 5 inch heels.

She’s also ducking down a bit. This looks like a job for 6’1 Joe Cumia.

I used to be 5'11 and fat, so I decided to pay several thousand dollars to a shady Vietnamese doctor to smash up my legs and stretch 'em out a bit.

Now I'm in constant, unbearable pain and likely dying of infection, but goddamn it if being 6'1 doesn't hide the fat better. Solid investment.

Jesus fuck.

The real sad part isnt in the photo. Its right before, where he is camped in the hallway nervously waiting for her to leave her dressing room and then asking for a photo like a 12 year old girl. When she just wants to go home.