Blocking all douchebags. Not thin skinned, just demanding the respect I deserve.

0  2019-04-20 by TargetedHarassment

No shit. Just try me. I’m on a blocking bender. I’m getting rid of the same old shit- shitposters, and keep the truly funny ones. Just a FYI.

86 comments

Who are you?

Most parents with young children would be painting Easter eggs, taking their kids on egg hunts, shit even a holiday mass if so inclined. Not you Joe, you angrily type to people who have no effect on your life while you listen to awful 80’s Journey records.

Meh...My Daughter and her cousin (Dawns Son) is with her mom until Sunday morning. This is what civil human beings do when they voluntarily share custody and never spent a day in Family Court.

I do have a nice Easter egg hunt planned at my house on Sunday morning before going to a huge family dinner in the afternoon. Then, I have the entire week to spend with my girl. Maybe go to a place like Great Wolf Lodge. She’s off from school and her mom works next week.

Are you up to speed with my family life now or do you require more information to live a vicariously normal existence through me? Have a Happy Easter! 🐣

is ant gonna help hide the eggs

Will you be baking a cake to put 130 candles on it today?

Not getting the reference

Hitlers B-day

Wow... Time sure flies

Are you up to speed with my family life now or do you require more information to live a vicariously normal existence through me?

Normal existence? Your daughter comes from a broken family and that resentment will last the rest of her life. Happy Easter!

Well, not her entire life. She can spend thousands of dollars undergoing intensive therapy to help.

But then she'll google her dad's name.

Great Wolf Lodge? Ah Jesus Joe

A place LIKE GWL. I’d never tell you assholes where I’m going or what I’m doing.

Why not? Chicken?

This is what civil human beings do when they voluntarily share custody and never spend a day in Family Court or a dime on lawyers.

you mean when your wife knows your a deadbeat and could never legally get a dime from you so she has to accept what she can get you pan swinging homosexual?

Haha!! Hilariously clueless...

If the real Joe Cumia created this alt and came here to post this message, then i think he is the most pathetic person on earth.

Nope. There’s always Pat Tomlinson... more pathetic than Joe.

Did you just refer to yourself in third person? Kill yourself

And?

If you are Joe you are a pathetic loser. No one was asking for you or cared to know if you were blocking anyone. Just go away.

Ok... I’ll give you a little attention little boy. Why do you think I’m a pathetic loser?

joe, not even busting your balls here.

I know youre a motorcycle rider, do you/did you own a harley?

give me your honest opinion on this chopper:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwcrkI7g_n7/

I still own a 1200 Sportster w Forward controls, drag bars, nice... black with a lot of chrome. I’m selling it because I don’t ride it that much anymore . I ride my Yamaha mostly. 1700 cruiser. 2007 Road Star Midnight Silverado. I was never a big fan of sport bikes. That’s what PT’s Triumph looks like to me. Never liked the Ninja and Katana look with the cafe racer bars etc.

Smoking crack with your family is pretty degenerate behavior.

he didn't smoke it, he snorted it off of Dawn's bossom

Never smoked crack with the family (only my brother for a very short time in the mid 80’s when we shared an apartment)

I really don’t know where you guys got that story from. Same place as the child spit thing? I did snort a line or two on very rare occassion with Sal and Ro... usually after i procured it for them...and THAT only happened 4 or 5 times max. in the mid 80’s. Those are the facts.

C'mon guys, I only did coke with my mom a couple of times....

Are you aware that your entire family is trash?

Blocked

It your rectum is blocked with black dick

It your rectum is blocked with black dick

Ok so so so you never SMOKED crack with your family, just your brother. You only SNORTED crack with your mom. I retract my assertions.

you did lines of blow with your mom, sister, and brother out on the long island sound.. why don't you just own up to being ginny trash? what is this false sense of dignity?

I really don’t know where you guys got that story from

Directly from Anthony's mouth on the Opie & Anthony show, you fucking idiot

You believe everything Anthony ever said on-air? You sir are the “fucking idiot”. But hey, don’t believe me. Believe the sub. Their propensity toward honesty is legendary.

But hey, don’t believe me. Believe the sub

Do you honestly believe that anyone here would take your word for anything? You're a proven liar. You're also poor, old, uneducated, unemployed and overweight

Your last sentence was a lie. Except for the overweight thing. I could stand to lose 20 more lbs.

Ooooh just saw your screen name. I really don’t like you. Goooooood bye

Why? I've defended you countless times over the years

I'll have you know, sir, that we have a long list of confirmed facts about you and your brother. Or, we had. We'll start again.

So are you and your sis looking forward to when Anthony drinks himself to an early death? I mean, you both get to inherit what’s left of his money because he’s sterile.

WINNER! Blocked. Game over.

Are you aware, as with Twitter, that blocked user's posts can still be seen by everyone but you? I know you were confused and misinformed when it came to Twitter.

I know every time you visit the Compound you think “damn I can’t wait until this place is mine”.

Hes not sterile at all. He just usually fucks underaged/undeveloped girls or mentally ill boys dressed like girls.

"Ill unban everyone besides the doxxers but im not gonna take any shit"

Just demanding the respect I deserve.

TeeHee

did your brother have a blackout drunk egg sesh' in celebration of the sub going down?

Not that I’m aware of, but hey... he’s on vacation. BTW- if he’s anything like me physically (and trust me, he is) he doesn’t like the idea of even getting the yearly Dr. prostate exam. Cumia asses are EXITS ONLY. I can vouch for that with a clear conscience.

Cumia asses are EXITS ONLY. I can vouch for that with a clear conscience.

so you're a top? I didn't know the boys at big apple ranch were so submissive

So so so Tranth hung out with Sue Lightning, went on dates with him in his jaguar and bought that little boy breast implants and never had that tiny little dick in his shitty north african ass? That's a little bit far-fetched.

How would you know what Ant likes in his ass? I dont know if either of my brothers like things in their asses cuz ive never bothered to ask. Have you asked Ant about the egg before? How else would you know for sure? Fuckin bovine

I’ll answer you, then I’ll block you. Have you and your brothers ever had your cancer ridden asses probed by a Dr.s gloved finger? Have you ever spoken about things you find unpleasant?

How about telling a story ON THE AIR about puking in a doctors sink after having your ass probed when you had kidney stones and then having your radio Shock Jock brother say “YEAH, my ass is a one way street”.

Of course you never did, but I did exactly that.

Do you have ANY relationship with your brother(s) other than sharing the same sperm from your daddy’s dick and stank from your mamas pussy? Fucking bovine saying, “mooooooooooove over”... poof... you’re gone.

Phish sucks, probably just as much as u2/Journey. You have ZERO room to talk about musical ability.

“Phish: intransitive verb. phished, phish·ing, phish·es. To request confidential information over the internet or by telephone under false pretenses in order to fraudulently obtain credit card numbers, passwords, or other personal data”

Bovine boomer idiot

This is quite possibly the first time in known history that anyone has ever associated the band Phish with hipsters. Congrats Phish?

Let's be crystal clear. No one, on the planet Earth mind you, would ever care that you blocked them on a subreddit. You can do mental gymnastics all you want, that fact will never change. You do not matter, Joe, be a fucking man and stop playing fairy tale.

Stop begging for attention, Joe

How is that begging for attention? I get plenty of it here. I was just stating that I’m not going to hear you if you’re an unfunny asshole. I’m begging nothing sir.

The existence of this post is, in itself, you beggining for attention.

I’m just giving folks, like you, the chance to not be blocked. What was I supposed to do? Maybe someone doesn’t want me to block them and this post prevented them from fucking it up. You see sir, I play fair.

Look at this fucking woman, daydreaming about the sub and creating scenarios in head. Jesus fucking christ you're sick

5 morons blocked so far... Im also answering lots of questions, civilly... and straightening out a lot of myths. Happy to be of assistance to all who are not assholes. Happy Easter!🐣

Happy Easter!

"so so so so I didnt want to bring up the subreddit.. b-but there is a group of online terrorists...they've accused me of pedophilia, misogyny, being a racist, card carrying ku klux klan member,"

Do you prefer red wine or white wine?

Red. A nice earthy Argentinian Malbec. Catena is nice

Deleted. Like your daughters memories of nights at uncle ants, the same place her virginity was deleted. So so so so I’m saying you gave up your daughter sexually to your brother so you could continue to suck off his bank account and live like a faggot teenager “owning the libtards” and not get a real job. Fuck you( if this is Joe, if not, Bravo)

A man who covers U2 songs is demanding respect. That's terrific

U2, Journey, Hendrix/Clapton/SRV, RATM/RHCP’s, Acoustic Solo Gigs (100’s of artists) and anything else that pays me for playing guitar.

Please don’t pigeon-hole me sir. I’ve been consistently honing my craft for 54 years now. Respect. Yes.

I forgot about those other, uh, acts. I guess if you're making a decent living doing it, and the rumored allowance from your brother isn't actually true, good for you, God bless

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh look, the boomer tumor grew back

Clever, not funny... but clever.

NAHT FUNNAY

Prove who you are if you want attention, we all know you are some shitdick doing an impression of everyone's favourite cow eyed gentleman

No. I am that Cow Eyed gentleman.

He thought he would be treated like a celebrity & that all the hate was just for fun, and now after over a week of constantly being shitted on, he can't take it anymore. What kind of grown man can't take a light ribbing over the Internet, a light ribbing that he actively seeks out at that? Glad he'll be like his mom in a short while

I see Joe is back to his old unlikable self lol

You would think that it would be better to warn people of a potential block than to just block them with no ground rules established. Why is that unlikable?

BLOCKED!

Pathetic

Why?

You’re just such a piece of shit... I can’t even begin to explain it because you’re such a fucking moron. Don’t bother responding and just block me you zero.

Ok. Happy Easter! Bye!

Sorry don’t believe in 2K year old book of fairytales but if you find zombie Jesus I’ll reconsider.

.... Am I a funny one?

you deserve no respect you fat faggot

You will respect my authoritah!!!!!!