I humbly apply for amnesty

4  2019-04-20 by FatFaggotSpaceEdge

A couple months ago I was suspended for a week for nothing more than "threatening" to shoot up a suicide call center. I think Joe was going after everyone that night. u/DrSeepage was caught in the fray too. I deleted all my posts, fearing Joe's high level of IP backtracing and his personal connection with law enforcement all the way up to the top, from Keith The Cop to Trump himself. When the other suspended members were back to posting a week later, I was too ashamed to even look in the mirror. Also I don't do heroin or fornicate with children anymore. Please welcome me back into this community.

3 comments

We do not require amnesty or groveling here.

I believe you sir, except that part about the children

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