One of my only posts I could salvage from the old sub.

192  2019-04-20 by 1073WAAF

29 comments

Holy shit. How did I miss this. Enjoy some Reddit Gold.

Faggot

I laughed so hard, I didn't even notice the dick in his hands for 20 seconds. I love this.

How long did it take you to notice the shoes?

I didn’t even see that before I gave Gold. I’m crying.

Did you see his New Balance shoes? I feel like they were too understated for anyone to notice.

My first laugh was just the idea of this. The fact that you paid great attention to creating a mock action figure of a 60 year old man and how he will have to see it, or may have already. And then I savored about a dozen fine details within the art piece.

Peeler not included

More like peter, amirite?

No. You're wrong. The peter is clearly in his hand.

Only thing missing is the canteen full of child spit

Blowing is half the battle.

His ball-less dildo is just so alarming to me for some reason. It's gonna get lost in there Joe!

He should have a backpack full of child porn.

I still have that saved. I love it.

Braaaaaaavo

It’s amazing

Could be fatter but ehhhh whaddiknow

He looks like both a steer and a queer, so Gunny Hartman couldnt narrow it down much

6'1"?! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!!

The better part of him leaked out of his mother’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Someone make one and send it to Layla. She'd love it.

Nice, I don’t remember this one.

Those fucking shoes

Those AllLivesMatter orthopedics are a nice touch

God bless you and your work.

he's got brother anth's toys, damn

This is disgusting. Salvaging posts that belong in a comedy museum. This is the hurricane katrina of online amateur comedy.

Never before has a more talented group of autistic queers assembled and bonded over their desire to escape bleak and boring lives through laughter. It wasn’t about bullying or being hateful or involuntarily celibate, it was about making each other laugh. No censorship. Rip on everybody equally. Nobody here is truly racist or sexist, or ignorant we just laugh at everything and everyone and stick to common sense. No extreme conservatives, no extreme liberals, just guys (and that bloated black girl) laughing at the absurdities of life.. and at anyone who can’t take a fucking joke.

It breaks my heart that somebody torched our work, it’s like isis destroying ancient artifacts...

Maybe it’s just the cocaine talking but I’m sad and angry and sad and stuff. Let’s do something irrational so I can feel better.

Never saw this. Thank you for your service. Now can I get my god damn Sourdough?!