If a woman who's married, and clearly knows you like her, says she'll drive over an hour away, taking time out of her truly busy schedule, to help you get your license, do you think it means anything?
4 2019-04-20 by HomeRunCumia_Deux
I'm just an anti social fucking moron, and i'm really looking for advice...
Sorry for being a faggot...
27 comments
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-20
Whatre you 16 or an alcoholic?
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-20
Might as well be both.
1 PhishInVa2 2019-04-20
Careful saying that. Patrick reads these subs. Might turn him on.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-20
Jim Norton?
1 D0WhatN0w 2019-04-20
Don't get dark man
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-20
How old are you?
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-20
Mid 20s, but i'm an anti social dolt...
She use to be my boss at work, sometimes she'd put her arm around me and ask how i was doing...And she told me she loved me a few times, but i'm not sure if it was just kindness... I do know she and her husband don't always get a long...
1 Nick_1989 2019-04-20
She wants to fuck you.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-04-20
She probably wants to fuck.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-20
Probly you should go full incel creep and demand sex and when she rebukes your advances you should call her mean names and tell her you never liked her and was just trying to break up her marriage
1 Nick_1989 2019-04-20
She is either 1) a very nice person, in which case she wants you to actually have a license & wont break marriage vows or 2) she is a shit person and wants to cuckold her husband. My money is on 2... Jesus Christ himself wouldn’t want to go to the DMV for someone else
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-20
She thinks you're retarded and she's doing it as charity because it makes her feel like a good person.
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-20
Ok, well that's the end of that then.
1 superheater187 2019-04-20
This is the correct answer
1 BroderickTheGreat 2019-04-20
She wants that DUI dick. Don't let her down pleighboi
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-20
I use to work with a guy named Leonard who called me that everyday.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-20
Do you know what you're talking to, motherfucker? Leonard Washington.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-20
"It smells like your lightsaber..."
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-04-20
It means it's time to shave your balls and tidy up your place
1 varamyr6skin 2019-04-20
Dm me faggot I can talk you thru this
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-20
unzips
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-04-20
You could try to get some naked pictures of her and post them here so we can analyze this further.
1 BeakersRedBush 2019-04-20
This is solid advice right here. Now get that bra off and get those pictures.
1 aRTie02150 2019-04-20
Is she fat?
1 HomeRunCumia_Deux 2019-04-20
I wouldn't have posted this if she was fat.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-04-20
This is a three prong question: Is this worth destroying their marriage? Will you even succeed well sexually in the bedroom? How long and thick is your cock?
1 DisastrousVisual 2019-04-20
Depends if you look like this: https://i.redd.it/e5wz6e029vs21.jpg