I’m just glad I was here to see it happen. I’ll never be one of those “hey guys I was gone for 4 days what the fuck happened” faggots.

27  2019-04-20 by JohnDough911

17 comments

1  darklydreamingdayln 2019-04-20

You weren't one of those fuckin' pogues. You saw the shit, man.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-20

Tip of the spear

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

I even made the Fatrick doc with my evidence on the piss drinker.

1  varamyr6skin 2019-04-20

I saw that and am impressed.

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

I did it not for glory, but thank you.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-20

But how hairy or hairless is Patso's butthole?

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

What do you think. Imagine the horror.

1  ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-20

There probably won't be many of those, since the protocol was to meet up at /r/scorch if anything ever happened and there's nothing redirecting them here.

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

The /r/scorch thing was a bit, dude. Only the real survive.

1  ClownFartExpressDeux 2019-04-20

Do you think I used "protocol" in earnest? This is all silliness.

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

Sorry. Your username lead me to believe you are an earnest fellow.

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

The /r/Scortch this was a bit, dude.

1  LouieBeanshh 2019-04-20

https://www.reddit.com/r/opienanthony/comments/bf7741/hey_guys_i_was_gone_for_4_days_what_the_fuck/

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

Inception bro

1  Popblawo 2019-04-20

Dude fuck you

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-20

I feel lucky to have seen the “No more posts about that Patrick guy” 3 minutes after it was posted.

1  JohnDough911 2019-04-20

I guess that was the tipping point.

I have never posted about Fatrick. I was banned later that night after I provided evidence that /u/SpaceEdge drinks piss straight from black dicks.