He can't win the battle of the bulge, so he has to pretend someone calling him tubby is actually a political militia attacking his beliefs. Seems like he cares more than 99% of us, who only think about him as this sub's current pinata.
The only success he's ever had in life was him attacking the alt-right. Therefore, every battle he fights needs to be framed as "a battle against the alt-right" so that if he wins, he'll get another moment in the sun with a whole new batch of shitty articles written about him and a shinny new set of 38k "fans".
Every day of this sad sack of shit's life is desperately trying to recreate his 15 minutes of fame.
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1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-19
Has lost every single fight. We're impotent.
k.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-19
Scorch v. Fatrick
A battle that epic would crack the state of Wisconsin into fragments.
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-04-19
Patrick your dick is really bad
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-19
Where is that conversation taking place. Is he Down to arguing on Yahoo Answers?
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-19
Worse, his own shitty website that looks plucked straight out of 2002.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-19
He can't win the battle of the bulge, so he has to pretend someone calling him tubby is actually a political militia attacking his beliefs. Seems like he cares more than 99% of us, who only think about him as this sub's current pinata.
1 ClintWiseblood 2019-04-19
The only success he's ever had in life was him attacking the alt-right. Therefore, every battle he fights needs to be framed as "a battle against the alt-right" so that if he wins, he'll get another moment in the sun with a whole new batch of shitty articles written about him and a shinny new set of 38k "fans".
Every day of this sad sack of shit's life is desperately trying to recreate his 15 minutes of fame.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-19