Excuse me, madam. My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson, you may know me from my viral tweets (I'm a political firestormer and professional shit stirrer). Would you pose for my instagram, so my followers know I eat at generic mid-western chophouses on my 5 figure insurance salesman salary?

10  2019-04-19 by nortonlovesnorway

8 comments

1  nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-19

"By the way, I don't need any of your bespoke knives, nigger. I brought my own"

1  Skip4play 2019-04-19

That has to be one of the fattest responses I have read. Got a holster for hot sauce on his belt loop too?

1  AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-19

Why does he think he's intelligent again? He could literally just google the word bespoke and in 3 seconds figure out that that's not what it means

1  Skip4play 2019-04-19

He thinks using british lingo will make him sound more articulate.

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-19

"don't let Patrick near those!" What a card watchout this guys dangerous.

1  billdipshitbellamy 2019-04-19

What a demeaning abuse of a person of color. Why don't you get the Mexican to pose with your dishes later, too, you fat bastard?

1  SirSodomy 2019-04-19

I want to invade that pretty light skin girls vagina

1  alkiefuck 2019-04-19

Brought my own

so this guy carries blades with him, gets drunk and pesters cute african-chicks to shill his book?

pardon the french but this guy is not cool