He doesn't own the copyright to this picture, and it's perfect for captions.

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He also doesn't own clothes that fit his fat body

I wear a medium child, child.

Imagine sucking your gut in that hard just to look like this.

That shirt is effectively a load-bearing corset holding in his bloated, alcoholic organs. Seriously unsettling to witness.

Looks like he is constantly pulling his shirts down to prevent gut and butt crack exposure.

Switch to vodka/soda, fatso

Let the meming begin xD

Nigger got that Erock body.

Hello!

I am Paul Weimer, also known as Princejvstin. I DO own the copyright to the picture and I do NOT permit the use of this picture for that or any other purpose without my approval.

Paul Weimer is a pedophile and is known to law enforcement

Shut up fag.

Hi Paul! My name is Yuri A. Kuhnt. Just wanted to give you a heads up, since I know boomers are retarded when it comes to cumpooters.. there are some very bad (or sick) people in this place who would love nothing more than to ruin your life, career and reputation. The people here have no interests, no jobs and no motivation EXCEPT when it comes to fucking with people on the internet, which is one area in which this entire cesspool excels.

None here are without sin, but I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Leave the pump, the oil, the gasoline, and the whole compound, and you will be spared. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. I await your answer. You have one full day to decide.

This should be the subs version of the "Taken" speech.

/u/Princejvstin just roll away

So you happen to be related to the great Killa Kuhn?

GTFO YOU FAAGGGOOOOOTTTTT

Welcome.

Were Patrick’s tits really this full when you took the pic, or is it some of that forced perspective mumbo jumbo?

shutup faggot

Roll out, shitdick.

Faggot

Hey want some help down that steep hill?

You can see the fold that makes his belly button. Skinny arms, meatball torso. Those love handles are noticeable as fuck too.