*And I don't appreciate you numbskulls making fun of his weight. That's body-shaming and that's not cool, buster. So what if he weighs 400 pounds? We can't all be totally ripped with huge muscles, like me."
Not that I'd ever use a vape pen. That's for people who can afford a little relaxation. I gotta keep my mind clear at all times. As an Ally, I need to be on the constant watch for social injustice. Hey, it's not the life I chose, pal, but it's the life that chose me.
A friday night for me. 7.45 pm i open my door and walk outside to the brisk Los Angeles air. I walk from my house to the Ice house comedy club in a brisk 11 minutes. I see people smoking cannabis outside and i cross the street to avoid them because my mind cannot afford to be distracted. It is a joint i will not visit.
I go inside at 7.56 PM. The comedy club i still half empty. I hear a grotesque looking short man ranting to the waitress. Something about salt in his egg whites. I avoid it because my time on stage is brief and i cannot compromise my mind during those 10 minutes. Usually i would say something but not tonight. Tonight that is a slug i will not step on.
Jello is a fag now too but I guess he always was. Plastic Surgery Disasters is a masterpiece though, even though you think it's playing on the wrong speed at first.
30 comments
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-19
*And I don't appreciate you numbskulls making fun of his weight. That's body-shaming and that's not cool, buster. So what if he weighs 400 pounds? We can't all be totally ripped with huge muscles, like me."
1 OutlawMemer 2019-04-19
"Fat-shaming? That's one vape-pen I won't be stealing."
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-04-19
Not that I'd ever use a vape pen. That's for people who can afford a little relaxation. I gotta keep my mind clear at all times. As an Ally, I need to be on the constant watch for social injustice. Hey, it's not the life I chose, pal, but it's the life that chose me.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-19
A friday night for me. 7.45 pm i open my door and walk outside to the brisk Los Angeles air. I walk from my house to the Ice house comedy club in a brisk 11 minutes. I see people smoking cannabis outside and i cross the street to avoid them because my mind cannot afford to be distracted. It is a joint i will not visit.
I go inside at 7.56 PM. The comedy club i still half empty. I hear a grotesque looking short man ranting to the waitress. Something about salt in his egg whites. I avoid it because my time on stage is brief and i cannot compromise my mind during those 10 minutes. Usually i would say something but not tonight. Tonight that is a slug i will not step on.
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-19
This. This is the line.
1 MurderSpaceEdgePlz 2019-04-19
This shit makes a niggas ribs hurt every time
1 UnfunnyHack89 2019-04-19
Niggas ribs akillin’
1 juschippinyababe 2019-04-19
gots a niggas intercostal muscles strainin' taday
1 Air_Rangoon 2019-04-19
Nigga ribs waiting for that Solid Sender.
1 PsychopathyRed 2019-04-19
I can't think of anything other than "that's a foreskin too tight for me to pull back"
1 notasodomite 2019-04-19
That's a turtleneck I won't fit
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-19
That's a balloon that I'm just not prepared to piss into
1 Opie4EvaAnthonyNever 2019-04-19
That's a metaphor I can't reach for with a 5 foot 9 frame.
1 PlantainNationalism 2019-04-19
Cyberbullying obese weirdos? That's a crowd too tough for even Colin Quinn.
1 notasodomite 2019-04-19
Moderating a subreddit is a Fresca I won't sip.
1 WiretapStudios 2019-04-19
That's one vape pen I will not steal, sir.
1 ConchoPetesHugePenis 2019-04-19
Loved you in True Lies
1 racemic_mixture 2019-04-19
Jamie Lee Insert his opinions
1 ellencakehorn 2019-04-19
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-19
Run cumming is more like it
1 Nevespot 2019-04-19
If any black knuckleheads from here show up at his door - that's when Che Guefago there goes running and fast.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-19
His crowning achievement was being in Fight for NY and that's pretty fucking gay
1 lowend73 2019-04-19
Harley Flanagan is a real man. He would mop the floor with that midget blowhard.
1 throwbenny 2019-04-19
Preaching to the choir you stupid cunt
1 niceusernamestupid 2019-04-19
SpaceEdge is an oozing tranny dickhole I have no dilator for.
1 lowend73 2019-04-19
I grew up outside DC during the 80s. Of course, everyone knew some who knew ol Henry, and Ian from Minor Threat.
Black Flag was better with Keith Morris. That's just me talking though.
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-04-19
IMO every other Black Flag singer > Henry.
1 berserka-cawk 2019-04-19
Henry is the embodiment of the character described by Jello Biafra in “Holiday in Cambodia”.
1 earlsgrandma 2019-04-19
Jello is a fag now too but I guess he always was. Plastic Surgery Disasters is a masterpiece though, even though you think it's playing on the wrong speed at first.
1 TyrodIsMyHomeboy 2019-04-19
These posts are the best thing going on the internet today