I cant make this up guys.

9  2019-04-19 by Jesuskush666

I had a dream that I got caught stealing from work. And it was just petty theft. I tried to lie about it and say it wasn't me, I tried to dodge it for as long as I could. But sure enough they had video of me stealing and I tried to justify it and deny it was me but nope they had hard evidence. The cops arrested me in front of my family and I was devastated. I was so upset I woke up right then and there. Then I realized it was just a nightmare and I'm not an OBESE FAGGOT JUNKIE NIGGER. I couldn't have been happier about my existence. Have a Good Friday everyone, be glad you're not Space Edge. Ain't it fun

1 comments

Hey hey hey buddy no need to pull our black friends into this they have their own embarrassments to deal with like the cumias and sherrod