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He's like the patron saint of gen x betas, ruled by their womanly emotions.

If he didn't look so unhealthy for the majority of his life he wouldn't seem so unhealthy now, just a slightly gaunt aging man.

hes probably on such a cocktail of SSRIs, pain meds , etc that everything makes this lil nigga cry

Cross post to r/roastme

Gay.

What are the point of his marvel or star wars reviews? They are always going to be glowing no matter how dogshit the writing, plot, characters, etc. Literally every comic book and star wars movie this company man is going to review in the future is going to be insanely positive. Anyone that thought episode 8 was anything but the worst of the worst of film making need their teeth removed by a luger.

I couldn't make it through. I'm too old for that shit.

AIDS

No matter how hard they try they still haven't mastered the hairline with hair transplants. Somehow, it just never looks quite right.

Anyways, yes our culture, our people have become mentally ill. Grown men are crying about a fucking spaceship fucking magical power fucking made-up children's fantasy story. Formulaic factory-produced ones.

Kevin should have gone to Nana's stylist for hair plugs.

Look at him, his soul is completely GONE and he's trying so desperately to feel anything. It's too bad he sold his soul and had to commit a blood sacrifice (like Patton Oswalt) or rape a child (again like Patton Oswalt) in order to keep his fame.

He named his baby daughter after a violent comic book whore.

And when she got older she cosplayed the character.

I don't think they're finished constructing the place in hell for this uniquely sickening type of deviancy.

Remember when this fatass got kicked off a Southwest flight for being the size of cargo? He blamed some employee and said they didn't like his movies, then proceeded to say that Southwest was a "food-stamp airline" and bought 2 seats for himself. Can't make this shit up

Look up his fights with critics going back decades... he’s had critics thrown out of screenings for giving him one bad review in his whole career

Jesus, I’m noticing a pattern among the people we don’t like on this sub

He bitched because Rex Reed called him a hack.

He punched Roger Ebert's fuckin' jaw loose! True story.

"Ma'am I'm afraid you'll have to check your film director"

Further proof that fat guys that lose a shitload of weight need to keep at least some of that fat on, or else you'll look like an AIDS patient.

or weight train. It’s because they’re still too fucking lazy to actually live healthy. They just stop consuming their usual 6,000 calories a day and the fat falls off. Then they act like they fucking did something even though they’re still lazy fucking slobs who now look like AIDs patients and drug addicts.

Yeah, Mens Health has this YouTube series where they have Z-list celebrities show what they eat, and how they workout. All the videos are basically just showing off how they lift weights and eat healthy (but skip past the steroids part).

Get to Kevin Smith's video and all he does is eat frozen vegan food and walk his dog.

Vegan food is best for longevity based on data on from California Adventist’s and Okinawa

I have a theory that lard asses take in so much food that as a result, they get all the nutrition their body can use for bone growth. So they eat themselves into these giant skulls due to all the vitamin d, minerals, fats etc They take in, then when they lose the weight, that great big fat persons skull stays the same

I legit thought it was a photoshop warp effect - no, that’s actually him I guess.

Jesus Christ, does anybody in this mans life care about him? Not only did they let him get so fat he almost dropped dead on stage, they continue to let him dress like he only has one costume he got from good will and walk around sobbing with the hair cut of an orangutan

Haha he does have that bewildered "a poacher shot my mommy" baby orangutan head

He looks like he just got off a 5 day meth bender.

That’d be a more interesting backstory than the real one

"I had a glass of water for breakfast a 3 1/2 saltines for lunch."

Stealing someone else comment: " this Higgs looks like frylock from aquateen hunger force

Looks like Joe Cumiyearn with hair implants

what a horrifying image

Fresh out of the shower folks. I started on the scale. I was feeling so good about myself, for my dedication. then I just accidentally caught a glimpse of the flesh folds on my naked torso and thighs in the full body mirror.

Alright we’re back boys. This is the first post that feels like the old sub

Nigger no it isnt

Now it is. I missed you compadre

I love this sub for a lot of reasons but god has it made me fucking despise kevin smith

I want to yank on that flap of skin hanging off his neck and see how far it stretches.

Capillary Marmelade

Husk

God what a faggot. Any respect I had for him was lost after the first inane tear he shed

If this sub shits on ole pissy eyes more regularly, I wouldn't be mad at that at all.

He’s holding on to those last 46 hairs with everything he’s got

Good movie.

Throw out your kid’s toys and comic book shit when they turn 15.

Consuming Jewish media will sterilize you and turn you fucking gay

fatsos who lose a significant amount of weight always look like they age 20 years in the end. shoulda stayed fat & died while he was still less gay than this picture

I liked him more when he was a fat retard wearing oversized jean shorts.