Ay nay

you know what duude

I’m still fat after losing 70 pounds, but people this fat make me unreasonably angry. Do you eat ice cream-covered whole cakes for every meal, you fucking land whale? Put the ladle down and go for a walk ffs. No one should be that fat.

how the fuck are you still fat after losing 70lbs. Jesus Christ

Went from 324 to 254. Goal is 220. For a mid 40’s truck driver that’s fucking miraculous

Just give all your food money to Norton

Did Jim give you any of that money back?

I’m a trucker, not retarded. I never interacted with the original show aside from listening, and stopped listening to SXM a couple of months before and was fired.

I’m certainly not stupid enough to give away the money I work my ass off for, especially to someone who already has more money than me.

Keep on going man. Don't want to sound like a fucking cult member but Paleo has been the most effective for me and my clients.

If you're accepting new clients, I could use a weekly dong cranking and a tongue in my ass, you fucking faggot

Get to a massage parlor for the dong cranking. Just find spaceedge for the tongue in your ass. He loves the taste of fecal matter from faggots assholes like yours, just ask Fatrick. Oh yeah, dong? Nice middle school terms for cock, stupid.

I'd fuck your mother in the ass, but I'm afraid the faggoty dieting wannabe-life-coach disease she clearly carries might be passed on when her fecal matter makes contact with my urethra, so I settled for a crank job, tell her I said thanks

My mom could blow ya, but she would be choking on string, needle dick.

Choking on my G-string while she cleans my shit out like the human toilet/depraved mongoloid her daddy raped her into, sure, maybe <3

Yeah I’ve had friends that it works for, the same with Keto. I just revamped my diet completely, ate a lot less and a lot less garbage. Also no soda, water and seltzer waters only. It’s worked out pretty well.

Adding 1800 miles of cycling last year didn’t hurt, either.

Fuck keto. Eating avocados and various healthy oils like coconut, avocado etc doesn't supply you with the vitamins and phytochemicals that vegetables do for long term health/nutrition.

That’s true, most of them go on and off of it, it’s not a long term thing. I didn’t want to diet as I knew I wouldn’t stick with one long term due to my career mostly.

Unless you're 6'6" 220 is still overweight.

Aim higher, fat ass.

Nope I don’t want to end up looking like Kevin Smith does now. I got my goal, set and begun without your approval or need of it. Kick rocks, faggot.

You wish you could look like Kevin Smith, tubby.

It's not about my approval, it's about morbidity. 220 is still too fat for your heart to handle.

Thanks doc. Fuck no, no one should want to look like Kevin’s cancer survivor look. If you’re into that, good for you. Even at my current weight I would wager that my cardio (read;heart, retard) is far superior to yours, average mope. By the end of this year I will have lost a total of well over 100 pounds due to nothing but my willpower and desire to do so. What have you accomplished in your epic trail of faggotry that can come close?

It’s a rhetorical question: the answer is nothing. Take the train, fagbot.

I started at 260 and got down to 168. 119/80 blood pressure at my driver's medical this month. I stay around 175 now.

I don't know why you're using the word average. Being overweight and obese is the average. It's probably why you think 220 is a good weight because everyone has such a fucked up idea of how much a person should weigh.

Kevin looks like a disease survivor because he is. He had a heart attack, and he never had any muscle mass to begin with. Plus he's a vegan, so his energy levels are probably garbage and he's not going to be able to gain any muscle mass.

Whatever ideas you have that make you think it's still good to be 40 or 50 lbs overweight are folly, queer.

I’m not saying 220 is the ideal weight. I’m saying it’s a reasonable midrange goal for someone who has been over 300 pounds (at times over 350) for most of their adult lives. I know the ideal weight for my height, and when I reach my current goal, maybe I’ll push on toward that.

You obviously did well with getting to where you should be, so I congratulate you with absolutely no sarcasm. The struggle to do just what I have done so far has been the hardest of my life.

Wasn't hard for me at all. I was in pain all the time, heartburn was eating my throat alive everyday and I could barely walk, and the cost of fast food every single day was a strain on my bank account. It would have been harder for me to keep doing what I was doing in every measurable way.

Midway goal is a good way to look at it. I can't argue with that. That's a good point for you to reevaluate everything in your diet and exercise plan and get rid of what you don't like and double down on what you do.

I was kind of projecting. I worked with a guy for a decade who thought being heavy somehow made him tough, just watching him fall apart and being afraid of being under 200 lbs because he thought it would destroy his manhood. Meanwhile, he doesn't wear jeans because he knows he has an ass like a black girl and he tries to hide it. Watching him slowly kill himself has given me a hair trigger in health discussions.

It’s like that for everyone, I think, who starts along this path and sees others who just make no effort. I don’t have any hang ups about losing way more weight, I’d love to get to ideal weight. But for me, the rewards of feeling so much better physically translates to my mental state, and that is the most important thing to me, no matter the numbers on the scale.

That, and having my dick working like I’m 18 again has been terrific 🤣

Biscuits are better 😂

Nice paragraph fat ass

I swear McDonalds pumps out french fry smell. I was sitting at a stop light next to one. The smell made me instantly crave their french fries and I havent eaten there in years.

Just eat it in moderation, stupid.

No stupid it's something to look back on in grandeur and shock at its craftiness to fool us simple automatons.

Popeyes chicken is the same fucking way. You can smell it from half a mile away and it always smells amazing. The grocery stores they share parking lots with make fried chicken too, but you don't fucking smell it in the god damn parking lot.

I see the extra wide keyboard is doing wonders for your writing.

Went from 324 to 254. Goal is 220. For a mid 40’s truck driver that’s fucking miraculous

People who are so fat they cant open their eyes all the way. Impressive eating ability.

I remember being a kid and eating at an olive garden with my family when they first introduced never ending pasta. This family of land whales came in and ate multiple plates of pasta each. I couldn't even fucking finish one plate as a kid, feel terrible after one as an adult. Those fat fucks were impressive eaters for sure.

Once you get to the point of fatness where your eyes have trouble staying open it might be time to put down the burger

It’s like gravity is trying to fuse his eyes shut

Who the fuck is this?

Somehow all of my comments from the last three months are gone, so he got away with something for some reason.

And I don't even post anything about him.

I didn't know fat could be stored on the nose