Dammit! Was gonna use this for a Bob Kelly post! You really motherfucked me!

He didn't know, genuinely. He would tell you if he did.

Sir, if would just leave this sub quietly, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn

"I'll be happy to treat you to a Fritos bag full of Vape pens."

I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman

Dollars in the left pocket and yen in the right.

SpaceEdge doesn't even have the decency to wear the muumuu when he's at home.

Click any key to begin banning

Heh... wait a minute that’s Homer Simpson’s

"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat."