Damsels of Dorkington are a female comedy team/podcast. If you become one of their highest patreons, they send you monthly bra and underwear pics as a tiered reward. Way to set women's comedy back.

46  2019-04-19 by beigedocumentaryfan

Seriously, it is fucking terrible, and seems like a flat out admission: "we know nobody finds out comedy funny, so if you donate we'll give you the only thing you're really after from us".

That has nothing to do with comedy. How are they not fucking embarrassed with themselves?

It'd be one thing if the podcast thing was just a guise for being a camwhore, akin to female twitch streamers who play video games just to show off their boobs. But they actually take their podcast seriously. That's what makes it sad.

They're ugly, too.

24 comments

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-04-19

Do they do feet pics?

1  Mintwa 2019-04-19

Combined they make a 4.

1  Edgartooth 2019-04-19

And these pathetic whores called him out for his “child” crutch. Imagine being such a loser like Fatrick that the Damsels of Dorkington look down on you. He truly is a fucking zero. HA HA HOLY SHIT!

1  beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-19

That was great. Guaranteed humiliation from both Patrick and the Damsels (when she was made aware of who she just insulted).

1  Senior_Poster 2019-04-19

Funny thing is that I tricked them into calling it out before Fatrick had a chance to use it in the comments. Then, zero self-awareness fatso still used it after they called it out.

1  Edgartooth 2019-04-19

He’s immune to criticism, child

1  FedallahX 2019-04-19

What happened?

1  Senior_Poster 2019-04-19

I have screenshots, hold up

1  FedallahX 2019-04-19

....

1  Doodoflife 2019-04-19

Whatever you do, don't check out their audition tape to open for Jim Norton.

1  aRTie02150 2019-04-19

I didn't even last 2 seconds.

1  Doodoflife 2019-04-19

Just bust on those stupid tits and get the fuck out of there. Agreed.

1  Mintwa 2019-04-19

I would never leave a response but a little bird would.

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-04-19

The OP was kind in his assessment. They deserve so much more.

1  TyrodIsMyHomeboy 2019-04-19

Of course the m one with the best tits is the most insufferable

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-04-19

She really should have just been a mom but it’s too late for that now so she thinks she’s quirky and funny.

1  alkiefuck 2019-04-19

that specky woman has some nice fawwkin tits, she probably smells like shit though

1  Fatty_Pneumonia 2019-04-19

I didn’t need to hear more after their name. I hate them.

1  YoGabbaGabbagool 2019-04-19

In order of regretful fuckability 1. Redhead 2. Horseface 3. Glasses BlotchyTit.

I'm also stealing shit on my way out just because.

1  D0WhatN0w 2019-04-19

I'd fuckem

1  JoshFromMichigan 2019-04-19

They publicly defended a known pedophile and holocaust denier. There's no way I could support such vile women.

1  IceBoxChamberlain 2019-04-19

I'm pretty sure it was $75 a month for one photo of one of them in their bra. I can't imagine who would be pathetic enough to sign up for that.

1  FedallahX 2019-04-19

$75 a month for a bra pic. Don't people who actually pay for porn spend like $20 per month for unlimited porn?

1  Basehead_Vos 2019-04-19

$75 for a bra pic of a homely 35 year old? I can drive over to Collie Park and get a hoodrat 9 to give up all three holes for 50.