Elizabeth Clarke takes you on journeys you'll never be able to wash out of your clothes. This fat cunt has never written a single published work

3  2019-04-19 by MonsignorScurrility

7 comments

She doesn't have to "curl up" she's already a ball

From wind-scarred, apocalyptic hellscapes, to the words most mysterious and terrifying places

wouldnt a wind scarred, apocalyptic hellscape also be the worlds most mysterious and terrifying place?

this bitch needs a fucking editor

They're not good writers. Probably self publish their first draft.

She writes like she shaves off her whiskers: haphazardly.

Aww... looks like the bearded goblin had the image removed. Here, have another.

She reported a screencap of her website to imgur.

How does such a blubbery creature have such thin skin?

Nice sentence fragment, cunt.