Joining this sub is like quitting Panera Bread Co. as as a dishwasher, to go accept a job at Subway as a sandwich artist.

13  2019-04-18 by guypierre

It's nice to see you faggots again, thanks for the job lead.

8 comments

1  MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18

Just go eat dinner man, for fucks sake.

1  guypierre 2019-04-18

It kills the buzz maann

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-18

You can work your way up to the bread engineer if you put passion into your work.

1  guypierre 2019-04-18

I can't even figure out the toppings, I'm thinking about asking for my old job back

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-18

You either have it or you don't, but once you leave the Panera family you are never allowed back...

McDonalds is hiring but they have very stringent standards, you have to be black with a criminal record, or Mexican who cannot speak a lick of English.

1  guypierre 2019-04-18

Thanks for the advice. I'm thinking about inserting a coffee coaster in my lower lip, so I definitely get the job at Mc'Ds. Godspeed!

1  AntsCamera 2019-04-18

Say As Salamu alaikum as you walk in to the interview but wear a yarmulke, the guy doing the interviews barely got through high school and it will confuse him.

1  AirBuddDwyer 2019-04-18

Nice "as as," stupid