Ironically everyone at the table has man hands with the exception of the Shit eater, Norton.

“Any of you gals want to go on tour with me?”

"Just tell me the story about the biggest cock you sucked..."

“Can I smell your feet and armpits?”

"What kind of mustard goes on sushi?"

How the FUCK is a man with relative wealth and success being friend zoned by women that he could be fucking in order to advance their careers?

Jim seriously took a few steps back. He was always a Worm but I sincerely doubt the old Jim wouldn’t be fucking these skanks

Dani Daniels and Asa Akira unfortunately have a gash where a penis should be

Ooh, that's a tough one

All these pornstars love hanging out with the old queer. He's so non-threatening and effeminate and loves to listen all their man problems

Just some girl talk.

The wine located a few inches away from him is likely to force him to relapse.

They motherfucked him.

You think he'd allow wine at the table if they weren't porn whores?

He looks like a harlequin baby who bravely chose to live

Am I getting motherfucked right now?