Nobody Loves Patrick
85 2019-04-18 by MonsignorScurrility
Reposted from a deleted thread because I spent an autistic amount of words on this toilet post...
Patrick keeps imagining that people will side with him and nobody outside of Grizzly Liz and a couple other "aspiring" writers, ever does.
He was banging on about how Twitter was going to be talking to him and he wasn't going to let this go until he had his satisfaction. That, I believe, was the original "receipt" threat. Then he got banned by them 3 times and nobody there would return his emails or calls.
Then he was positive that his blog post would light the world aflame with his evidence and research of the heart of evil (the old sub) and absolutely zero people cared. The only replies were from us.
Then he was sure that Facebook was his haven and they would surely side with him if he ever got in trouble. Multiple bans later and they're "morons" being tricked by a Russian bot conspiracy and white nationalist hackers.
This is a guy the tech world, political world, writing world, comedy world, general public, first wife, local friends and family have all rejected and sided against. His answer? The FBI will side with me! The courts will side with me! Libel law will side with me.
The reality is, everybody listed sees exactly who this cunt is and what he's about. He's a thin skinned bully who gravitated towards liberal, feminist politics after his wife left him for a republican guy...
Patrick is simply a dumb, insecure, pathetic mean guy who makes threats of violence and is always on the lookout for an acceptable or popular way to threaten and condescend people to make himself feel big.
When it never works or he loses or gets pushed back on, he cries and throws a tantrum screaming Nazi and demanding the mommy of the day, whether it be the social media platform or the FBI, make it right and pat him on the head and call him a good boy while putting the people he antagonized into timeout.
It never, ever goes this bitch's way, but he cannot fathom that maybe it's not the world. Maybe it's Patrick.
26 comments
1 Fartpooof 2019-04-18
pin this plz?
1 StarbuckAndCasey 2019-04-18
I've noticed that everyone who comments on his Instagram (besides the bearded goblin) ask him why people hate him then tell him to ignore them. That's as far as they go with defending him. LAME!
1 babysealclubber1 2019-04-18
you sir are a real author. unlike the autistic fatrick
1 Egg_fucker 2019-04-18
A dash of autism would be an improvement to Pat’s shit writing
1 pithypariah 2019-04-18
You're spot on.
1 SensibleKeks 2019-04-18
Fatrick doesn't find Norm Macdonald funny. That is the only reason I need to hate this faggot.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18
It's why he's here
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-18
It started as that, then people realized how he's like AntH and Joe with his Twitter bullshit. He's like Ant with the obscurity shit, and like Joe with his politics (only on the other end of the spectrum). Once people on the sub saw they he replied to everybody, it was game on.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18
He's turned out to be worse than the Cumias, really. Joe especially at least tries to understand and Ant eventually got it to LEAVE IT ALONE after making enough fatal mistakes.
Pat has no self awareness at all and is completely convinced that this is Trump and Russians and white nationalists and a huge conspiracy to keep him down because he's an incredibly dangerous thought leader. To the point of telling Joe, who just wanted to help, to fuck off because it would mess with his worldview.
1 FromHereOn014 2019-04-18
Don't forget that SpayedEdge took him seriously, despite all of this provided counterevidence
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18
Those two faggots running that sub always said over and over that mysterious forces were watching and it was necessary to protect street shitting Kumail, Patrick, Patton and others...to keep the sub from getting shut down. According to other mods and obvious evidence to the contrary, these targets were never going to get the sub shut down any more than any of the daily offensive content.
They were just uncomfortable targets for left leaning fat boys who would prefer we pick on the Cumias and their guns.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2019-04-18
Because they both are pissed at the Orange man!
1 LaylaSpadeCumDrinker 2019-04-18
Now that I've seen the two main mods' pictures I think it's best the migration happened. Two disgusting slobs.
1 JunkieHallMonitor 2019-04-18
I've never encountered anyone before whose personality is so obviously a result of being mercilessly bullied throughout most of his life.
He's such a bitter, weird little fuck who desperately seeks out any reason he can to be angry and get into wars with people.
I can see why his brand of hysterical shrieking actually made him somewhat successful on Twitter. Too bad he lost his account and all his followers and is now stuck on Instagram desperately trying to claw for a tiny bit of relevancy.
Hi Pat 🙂
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-18
Grizzly Liz is like... close. But not exactly right.
What do you think about Lizzly Bear?
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
I love it.
1 WineDineShootMyNine 2019-04-18
Lizzie Boredom
1 CarolMaxheinie 2019-04-18
Lonely Liz Fatty Brittle Psycho Bitch of the Deep State
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-18
"This is a guy the tech world, political world, writing world, comedy world, general public, first wife, local friends and family have all rejected and sided against."
Absolutely uncivilized. Excellent work.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
Unless he is a very very short man, I don’t understand why he was bullied so much throughout his life. That has to be what caused this, right? He looks like he’s got a decently large frame, couldn’t he defend himself? Now if he wasn’t picked on, then perhaps it’s the opposite. He has a superiority complex. But that’s much much worse and much more indicative of some underlying psychosis because usually those people are jocks or they are top in their field but he is, by definition, a huge loser.
1 MonsignorScurrility 2019-04-18
The way he talks, in his faux drawing female condescending tone and highly effeminate mannerisms, and his obsession with drama and status chasing like a woman for validation all points to a domineering and controlling mother figure.
1 CommodorePawsey 2019-04-18
A mother he could never earn enough praise from... women he could never satisfy... oh, Patrick. Sweet, sweet summer child Patrick.
1 cheeznuts 2019-04-18
He's been in bar fights. He's escorted people from the bar for his friend the bartender.
1 pomegranate2012 2019-04-18
No, he is a pundit with thousands of followers who need to hear his voice.
And that's not just coming from a Twitter account for his cat that he set up himself.
1 gayjohn75 2019-04-18
People impulsively clicked "follow" on twitter and he became convinced he had a real fanbase
1 scott__the__dick 2019-04-18
You think Fatrick is a mommas boy?