That Barnes & Noble looks a little bit run down.

Bet it doesn't contain 4 new sharpies

SpacedEdge rocking the backwards cap.

All his fans are women over thirty. If you're selling Science Fiction, and the only people buying it are broads in their "settling down" phase, that's not Science Fiction. That's easily digestible pop bubble-gum garbage in a Sci-Fi setting. If this bitch read Dune, she would be so confused that she'd stroke out.

the look of the guy in the back of picture. no doubt he is contemplating suicide just to get out of the hell that is patrick running out to his trunk to shockingly find not just 1 but all 3 books of his trilogy that the book store made him recieve back after no one bought them. then actually making this woman pose with books that she will leave in the bar as soon as patrick has to man handle a drunk nazi and escort him out of the bar.

I've seen carpet with a more interesting pattern than that mutt's face.

“Satisfied customer”, he just scammed a drunk woman into buying his drivel. She absolutely regretted buying these in the morning.

Ew why does he put handsome men on his covers. Fucking fag

So his schtick is traveling to Milwaukee bars with a handful of his trash books and gets drunk patrons to hold them up as some sort of shitty marketing tactic...got it