yea, idont have much money but im willing to send whoever makes it pictures of my boipussy

Why don't you celebrate our new sub by posting it for us too?

you didnt even ask his race first, your making us look desperate

I can't cum unless he's got a belly button like a bocce ball

Hopefully it's beige so we don't have to strain to hear what he's saying in his limey accent amidst 62 wacky nicknames per sentence.

No we'll just strain for an extra hour and 45 minutes longer than Beige's documentary has any business being.

And have to deal with the 45 second pauses after each sentence

And the baby eating lounge music. My potato eating forefathers never liked that Britastic baby eating lounge music, really fucks up the scenery.

A lot to digest here

So you're saying you think he doesn't use enough adjectives?

It’s true. I love u/porzalin’s content but the verbiage has to stop. It’s like Gilbert and fucking Sullivan with him sometimes.

Are you saying he killed with "fat piece of shit bobby kelly" then overdid it? Like his faggot countrymen overdid letting spic migrants in?

2 minute documentary

Whatever happened to that girl who would make the /r/opieandanthony thread/sub simulator videos? Wasn't her name Sarah or something? They were all done in the Microsoft Sam type voices in a MLG video style. I think she made 3, but all of them were lost when that vid.me or whatever video site went tits up.

It pains me to admit a woman made quality and funny content, but it really was well done.

She was banned

Fucking really!? Jerk off mods...

I thought she just abandon her account after she made two instant classics?

Just to be clear, we're talking about the video editor girl, not the mongoloid with the creature from Aliens coming out of her stomach?

I just want a doc that throughly doxxes SpaceEdge, over and over. Gives out his real name, address, everything.

And with a user name like that, who wouldn't think you just want to watch it?

ha

everyone sucks maaannn, society is rigged maaannn

is that a good impression of you?

I love cocks in my mouth

Is that a good impression of you?

No

If you want to find him, pull out your cock on the jersey turnpike.

I do that anyway, but all I get are other sub users on their way to weigh stations.

Wow. The other sub is DEAD. Good thing I stuck with the cool kids.

Attaboy

Doubt Beige would do it. He's too cool for school these days.

if they do i hope they include that footage of space edge stealing from a vape shop..

No one cares but us, and even that's tenuous

Porsalin has been trying to hard to write fowery insults in complex sentences and it makes them hard to understand. Gets in the way of the jokes.

The Liverpudian homosexual fellatio enthusiast turned online documentarian has sadly fallen prey to that most insidious form of online faggotry: trying too hard to recreate his past glories, the iMovie using autist found himself at the mercy of a certain obese moderator's liberal use of a banhammer inbetween generous helpings of intravenous opioids and nubian semen, rendering his view count lower than a certain cretinous crustsceous radio host turned MMA podvasgee's t cell count. Are ya laughing yet?

Faggots on the internet throwing a hissyfit makes for great documentary material.