Would be a great ama

1million% at least try. We could just ask about how happy his marriage is and try not to bring Patrick up directly too much.

If you're going to do it, be respectful.

Don't fuck it up, stupid.

Is there a way we can ask subtly ask him the length and girth of his rod and then screenshot and spam Pat with it. I'm guessing 12 - 14 inches long and as thick as a ham hock

I think you have the proper amount of tact to negotiate this obstacle.

It's a pretty big obstacle

Pulsating...throbbing, no thriving blood filled obstacle. We need to get this gentleman on the sub to answer questions.

I believe a link to the now legendary doc that Porsalain made should be sent to this fine Americans inbox.