I thought the same thing, but I came to the conclusion she has already made a puddle and her clit looks like a baby thumb by the time he gets down to his boxer-briefs.
Looks like a real outdoorsman that could get erections well past 80 years of age, but like a true man, he’ll have a heart attack by age 65 from eating real butter and every ounce of fat on his steaks (cooked rare by the way)
luckily, the 30+ years of working 70 hour week to put food on his table for his family will provide his angel of a wife and lovely children a hefty pension so they can live comfortably and pursue their dreams
Better knives, better guns. Better bike, better cock, better wife and three kids to Lard Lad’s zero. He could probably hold Patso down and shit on his face if he wanted to as well.
If you've been following Patrick, he says guys with Harleys are "old and bald" which is a clear reference to Adrienne's new hubby. You know he hates this guy with every fiber of his being
Jonathan smashed his wife’s cunthole into bubble gum and put three children in her while Patso was pretending he’s cool on the internet and arranging his Star Trek toys in order of sexiness. He’s also a fat faggot.
Dude looks like he’s been in more than a few scraps. No wonder Fatrick passive-aggressively take shots at the guy. He knows he’d get stomped into a greasy little puddle if he stepped to this old school biker.
21 comments
1 I_BUKAKE_LAYLA_CUMIA 2019-04-18
Ouch. Sorry Fatrick, we’ve all been there. Your wife’s pussy that is
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-18
There's no way this guy doesn't have a hog in his pants. She must have to warm up with a balled up fist first before letting him in
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-18
I thought the same thing, but I came to the conclusion she has already made a puddle and her clit looks like a baby thumb by the time he gets down to his boxer-briefs.
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
Those are some girthy fingers.
1 McGowan9 2019-04-18
Indeed. That's the nose of a man who's packing a broad sword.
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-18
Rumor has it Adrienne wraps her legs around his monolithic back while she's have multiple orgasms, screaming "Plant your seed inside me!"
Being the hard working, high testosterone family man he is, he obliges.
1 NortheastPhilly 2019-04-18
Looks like a real outdoorsman that could get erections well past 80 years of age, but like a true man, he’ll have a heart attack by age 65 from eating real butter and every ounce of fat on his steaks (cooked rare by the way)
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-18
luckily, the 30+ years of working 70 hour week to put food on his table for his family will provide his angel of a wife and lovely children a hefty pension so they can live comfortably and pursue their dreams
1 Kim_Jong_Pun_ 2019-04-18
Real ass dude.
1 SibHashian13 2019-04-18
Probably hangs out with Mel Gibson
1 timallenonacid 2019-04-18
Are you telling me Patrick Fitzgerald Tomplintins got cuckolded by Hodor?
1 wicked_crayfish 2019-04-18
Dont you know I'm loco Holmes?
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-18
Better knives, better guns. Better bike, better cock, better wife and three kids to Lard Lad’s zero. He could probably hold Patso down and shit on his face if he wanted to as well.
1 SomervilleDan 2019-04-18
If you've been following Patrick, he says guys with Harleys are "old and bald" which is a clear reference to Adrienne's new hubby. You know he hates this guy with every fiber of his being
1 ILoveNiggers_ 2019-04-18
Jonathan smashed his wife’s cunthole into bubble gum and put three children in her while Patso was pretending he’s cool on the internet and arranging his Star Trek toys in order of sexiness. He’s also a fat faggot.
1 Bigsmooth4 2019-04-18
Steven Avery out of jail?
1 Senior_Poster 2019-04-18
Half a kuhn-nose
1 DerpalSherpa 2019-04-18
Nice Sebenza. Them knives ain't cheap. Lefty too... this guy is a catch.
1 icedroadhome 2019-04-18
Yeah I thought it was a lefty Sebenza. He has good taste in knives.
1 RacistPigeon 2019-04-18
Dude looks like he’s been in more than a few scraps. No wonder Fatrick passive-aggressively take shots at the guy. He knows he’d get stomped into a greasy little puddle if he stepped to this old school biker.
1 yevyoyevyo 2019-04-18
He actually has limbal rings. One of the many unsettling things about Patrick is his complete lack of limbal rings