Would that explain his child raping?

Don't forget he starts drinking at 2 P.M, because he's CRAZZZZZZYYY

after 2 and half IPA's i can imagine he starts groping his wife, as she recoils in disgust, yet only stays with him because she has a darker past than we know.

I start drinking at 2PM because I'm cray-cray, honey chile.

adults

Men. He's such a soft, effeminate little nerdy puffball who has been emasculated likely countless times throughout his life. To compensate for what a girly little pansy he is, he overshares his love of things he thinks are masculine activities.

"Men like beer and guns, right? Yeah, me too! I'm all about that Bud Light!"

Now that you mention it, that assessment does apply to a couple people we're acquainted with, doesn't it?

How many other Cumias have been left on doorsteps? These fuckers are everywhere

They're both bikers too

He's into cars for this very same reason.

Toxic masculinity. Driving a Mustang that destroys the environment just because he has a baby dick (actually has several pickling right now)

Excessive alcohol intake can lead to raising one's estrogen levels, which helps explain his mushy tits & jello body, his mood swings, his social media addiction & incessant need to take "selfies" and his adoption of a sassy black woman's manner of speaking. He's transitioning via faggot craft brew.

Excessive alcohol intake can lead to raising one's estrogen levels

is that true? i drink whiskey everyday so i can look like john wayne, not john gacy :(

It may, according to some studies, lower your testosterone and increase its conversion into estrogen in your body.

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/alcohol-abuse/alcohol-and-testosterone/

I'm sure u/drsteve103 would know more about it. Would be funny to hear his opinion of why Fatrick is the way he is.

It's mainly beer because Hops are estrogenic and the carbs make you fat. Liquor isn't as bad

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Most Ive met from WI all use the " Im from Wisconsin, its what we do" excuse to drink beer daily and pig out. It would explain his " I have beer/brat face" response. That is probably a common term in the area for having a bloated face from drinking so often.

More likely someone (most likely a Nazi) challenged him to a drinking contest 20 years ago, he lost, and instead of moving on, Mr. insecurity double downed and became an alcoholic. That'll show 'em!

He’s also into baseball? You know Patrick didn’t play sports past the age of 12. If and when he was playing he cried constantly and was awful at them. But some time in his twenties he decided to try and fit in by liking his hometown team and he chose baseball because he thinks it makes him look intelligent.

It’s a would-be writer’s conceit. He thinks that since Faulkner, Hemingway, Mailer, Bukowski, et al. were perpetually sauced, he’ll follow suit until one of his blog posts wins a Pulitzer.