If that is the best you can get for a mustache, either get some fucking Androgel or shave that shit off. Fucker has crows feet like a 40-year-old and crustache like a 13-year-old.

Really embarrassing to have eyes like that. Nice symmetry, stupid.

One eye on the child pornography, other eye on the banhammer

I give him credit on his strength to continue living. If I was him I would have killed myself years ago.