His head looks like someone filled up a balloon with too much air and then drew a face on it with a sharpie

beefers

That whore isn't wearing white!

Patrick wouldn't have it any other way. He can't get an erection without Nikki describing all the dick she rode that outperformed him

I'm all for photoshops but I really wish this was real. The "child" part gives it away.

What the fuck is up with her ears