Fat people love the aerial selfie to hide the rotund physique.

My fat gut didn't bust through the zipper, child. I use the buckles because it looks cool as fuck, honey.

The Sperminator

It's like our minds are connected

Failed school shooter (amongst a myriad of other failures)

This guy looks like he's been in a lot of bar fights and probably rapes kids as well, I would tread lightly

I bet he comes up with his best material during those long rides to the Little Debbies factory

This guy gets in “bar fights”

"Cum in me if you want the hiv."