"Come back when it breaks a 1000 and I will apologetically swallow your cum." -- User from the old sub who wouldn't join this one because it only had 611 members.
68 2019-04-17 by beigedocumentaryfan
u/praise_st_mel we just broke 1000. Get ready for your sundae. Extra nuts.
27 comments
1 fourStrokes1900 2019-04-17
He just wanted the cum
1 Dr-ButtertitsMcGilly 2019-04-17
When he's done it's my turn next
1 FrankWant 2019-04-17
u/praise_st_mel... yeah, I remember all his classic posts. Will hardly be a sub without him.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
Haha but you had to tag me? Go enjoy your new sub dude!
1 nortonlovesnorway 2019-04-17
nice passive aggression, faggot
1 FrankWant 2019-04-17
I copied and pasted it from his post title because I could type it out from memory. Because I've never heard of you.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-17
For the record I too copy and pasted it from that thread.
1 SpaceEdgeLordQuitter 2019-04-17
STFU and drink his cum already
1 DrFaygotNigar 2019-04-17
I was kind of skeptical about this new sub thing until I read your gay fucking posts. Enjoy the old sub dude!
1 JuulSantana 2019-04-17
Seriously. The guy is a nondescript jabroni. Leave his faggy ass on old subreddit with the rest of the losers. Stick to Jim and Sam updates and Beefers, bitch boy
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
Thats not why I didn't join. I just want an excuse to suck some dick.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Well now you've turned me around on the matter
1 throwawawyy2 2019-04-17
so whats the excuse for all the rest of your days on this planet?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
Maybe I wanted an excuse for a change of pace. I've been an unapologetic 'mo for too long now.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-04-17
Ban that nigger pre-emptively
1 Anthonysmcmansion 2019-04-17
All in for the scorched-earth policy
1 1073WAAF 2019-04-17
Scorched-earth policies are PFG.
1 brothamenarmy 2019-04-17
In a rite-aid???
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
Isn't that how this whole thing started? That's it, I'm making my own sub!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-17
nobody knows who you are or gives a fuck if youre here or not
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
This whole thing started with me being asked by some fruit to come join in, and when I said no I was asked why. So there!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-04-17
he must have confused you with a valued member, our sincere apologies. you can go now.
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-17
1,275 users now.
How's the original sub going? Having fun there?
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
I'll probably sit the fence for a while and eventually slink over here like the shameful mook I am. Still on for filling my gullet with jizz?
1 beigedocumentaryfan 2019-04-17
That was actually a different user you were gonna drain the balls of. I just wanted to watch.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-04-17
I won't tell if you don't.
1 assreaperpartdeux 2019-04-17
Anal at 2k.