"He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books."

25  2019-04-16 by crookedmile

8 comments

"I put in my professional bio that I start huge fights on social media. I'M BEING HARASSED!"

This fucking bio is such horse shit. He's performing stand up in the Milwaukee, Madison and Chicago scenes. Nigger, there is NO comedy scene in Milwaukee, and there is barely an embarrassing one in Madison. Doing an open mic in Chicago doesn't make you part of any scene. You bought a certain type of motorcycle because of what it supposedly makes other people think, you silly fucking faggot.

Does he?

He doesn’t really have much to say about his - you know - body of work as a writer.

That part of the biography used to talk about his Twitter, so he obviously had to change it - but now it's literally the longest part of his bio like the O&A subreddit is the defining feature of fatso's day-to-day. No effect on their lives, child.

The trolling he gets is the most important thing in his life. That, and sharing his fresh new “Orange Man Bad!” punditry. He gets 4 likes per post. He’s a zero.

When we finally bore of him and leave his fucked-out fat carcass for the wolves, he’ll miss us and chase after us like he did Adrienne and he’ll get the same fucking dismissal....on our time.

Child

i cant believe he left out roughing up nazis in his bio