Show begins with RATM's "Street Fighting Man"

Anthony is already in mid-rant about Mueller or Julian Assange or something, I don't fucking know. Mostly he's mad that blacks are trying to take away his guns and punch him in broad daylight in the middle of a busy street

Jimmy is late because he was busy doing Future Failed Project #675 where he pontificates on things he has no business pontificating on. His co-host is a German tranny who does scat porn

Jimmy finally strolls in 25 minutes late and beguiles the audience with some diet talk, yaaaas queen!

A star from a long-forgotten show from the 1970s will be in later today to talk about shit that happened before 90 percent of the audience was born

Sam helps himself to fourth mic because fuck you, audience! This is now a rasslin' and Kardashian gossip show. He says a bunch of things sarcastically because that's all Sam knows

Ladykiller Troyquan comes in to be the coolest guy in the room, which is so, so sad. He talks music. Opie, Anthony and Jim never heard of any of the incredibly popular stuff that Troy discusses. Anthony is hungover and belligerent, Jim something something KISS, Opie says that he goes fawwwkin deep and names their most popular song that any grandmother could tell you

Apology Clock! What a great bit! 5 years strong, you fuckers! Celebrity says something, blah blah, litigious ssssscuuummbaaaags, you get the picture.

This leads to Soapbox Jimmy going off on PC culture. You may have heard other people talk about this stuff to death but you haven't yet heard Jimmy's basic and incredibly retarded take!

Anthony is mad about something insignificant in the news and tries his best to get a race war going. This is somehow still Obama's fault

Whatshisname Whogivesafuck is in studio. He was the star of some gay shitty show from a hundred years ago that wasn't even good when it was on. Everyone pretends like the show was something that it wasn't and make the guest feel like his life is totally meaningless. Anthony tries baiting him into saying how much he hates niggers because his character on the show once made a racist joke and it stuck with Anthony for the last 75 years. Opie never saw the show.

Its now time for the classic bit, YouTube on the Radio! The b-b-b-b-boys watch clips from Hee Haw. Anthony laughs way too hard at nothing and Jim acts like you wouldn't be able to get away with this dangerous material in 2019. Opie never saw it.

Opie tells Bobo to call in and then pretends like he didn't do that. Oh that Opie! It's funny for exactly 5 seconds and they drag the bit on for a half hour.

9:59 AM and the b-b-b-b-b-boys leave a cloud of dust rushing out the door.

Shitsam's Shitshow is up next. He's got Morning Mashup Cunt Nicole and some black guy to talk about urban yout shit because that's who Sam thinks he is.

Another riveting day of Opie & Anthony radio, guys!