I'm a UFC fan and listen to a bunch of UFC podcasts. Whenever I tried the Morton one he was always half heartedly talking about how tired he was and how one day he would take up the offer to train with Matt. He rarely saw the fights and never offered any insight into them.
1 2019-08-15 by MarbleSpaceCat
His jokes were always the same about being in the closet and any real fight analysis talk was always between Matt Serra and the on mic producer.
How the fuck does Morton keep getting jobs he's got absolutely no business doing? It's so weird.
22 comments
2 AnferneeCumiyayuh 2019-08-15
He's a fraud. He can kiss ass when needed but throw someone under the bus when it's convenient. All his choices are self serving. That worm collects pictures of himself.
1 Baracklyn_Cyclonez 2019-08-15
Because it’s illegal to fire someone based on their sexual orientation
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-15
He's not gay. He just always needs a character defining trait. Fake alcoholic, fake suicidal, fake tortured artist, for a while his "thing" was being coyly in the closet.
He has no personality.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-15
He was made in The Sims 2
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-08-15
He should get the 'house with no windows or exits' treatment
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-15
He would just stand there and brood, man
1 ChineseGuitars 2019-08-15
Never thought about it: Norton is willing to spend hours in the gym, yet he doesn't use the expertise of a fighter to get a look going that's advantageous for men and gain insight for the podcast. Gay Jimmy 'Poor Choices'.
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-15
He could get focused free one on training with current and past UFC champions and their entourages. He never has and never will. Instead he pays a random female personal trainer to watch him do light cardio work and bicep curl 2kg weights once a month.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-15
He doesn't want to get big. He wants to be a 57 year old twink
1 MarbleSpaceCat 2019-08-15
He's already 62 and actually looks older than his age. What a hideous tiny old man.
I've met him at a show. He's barely 5 foot 3.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-15
Yet he still towers over Rogan
1 suirogerg 2019-08-15
I think Sam is taller than him. What a sad fucking life.
1 LengthyChode 2019-08-15
If Matt Serra offered to train me for free I'd be going to his gym every fucking day.
3 Skip4play 2019-08-15
From when he did the UFC coaching show years ago, I thought his training style was actually pretty good.
1 Skip4play 2019-08-15
He would rather have a female trainer so he can smell her and creep on her in hopes she might fuck him if he spends enough money. He thinks with enough time talking about himself that she will see what a catch he is. Instead she takes his money then takes a shower before getting piped by someone that isnt scared of buttered rum candy.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-15
but he'd tell you if he did.
Totally agree, I've avoided that podcast like the plague because every time he ever talked MMA on O&A it was cringe inducing to have to listen to his lack of knowledge of the sport. He had a worse track record of correctly naming fighters than Vos did with celebrities
1 Skip4play 2019-08-15
Its because he cowers behind his weak arms when watching fights live.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-15
That annoys fuck outta me. Every time i see that video I want both the fighters to scale the cage and beat him to death. I can understand people grimacing, but cowering in fear of 2 men getting hurt whilst fighting each other should be punishable by castration.
1 Vawsh 2019-08-15
He should see if Barstool need any more commentators for Rough N'Rowdy, that place only ever seems to hire annoying faggots anyway.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2019-08-15
Its a shame he’s never taken Serra up on the opportunity to train. My school would be packed to the rafters if Matt came and did a seminar and everyone would pay top dollar to be there too. Matt’s also Renzo affiliated, I’m sure he could set Jim up with the Midtown or Upper West Side schools, not to mention there’s probably quite a number of other excellent schools in Manhattan.
1 Superbad415 2019-08-15
I too am a ufc fan. I listen to the first 20 minutes before I realize bym as a new podcast out. They got rid of Chris the producer a few months ago. And I jimmy is actually applying himself now. Which means his complete lack of knowledge gets exposed. They’ve made jokes about losing the podcast, so I’m sure there is something behind the scenes
1 telemecanique 2019-08-15
I'm gonna guess he made friends over the years and accepts low pay, I don't see UFC paying whole lot for some official podcast. The quality is irrelevant, it's meaningless if it's successful or not and some other podcast beats it into the ground.