Even E-Rock is concerned for his health.

Good grief. Ant doesn't have the cash to buy an 8K camera to fit this swollen beast.

They'd need to shoot in 70mm to capture all of Bobby in one frame.

Dude just give up the sobriety thing. Chill out with a beer or a joint and you would just be a normal guy, no one would have to know you're self medicating. When you look like this everyone can see you're a fucking emotional wreck.

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The last thing he needs to get into is weed. Instead of his usual ten value meals, he’ll be ordering so much food his car will flip over like Fred flintstone.

Gota be close to 400lbs

Perhaps more than that!

He's as big as your imagination!

WOOOOOOOWWWW

Bob Kelly looks like the robot Krang walks around in.

Can someone please photoshop this with Norton/Krang in the belly?

While they are at it, maybe they could also make one of Bob Kelly's head as Kirby sucking in greasy food.

Duuuude dude dude dudedudedude dudedude dudedudedude

I'm almost positive I've seen this before.. old sub sidebar probably.

Holy fuck man as much as we make fun of the guy he looks like he has 5 years at most left in him if he stays like that. Shit I hope he loses at least some of that, that would really be sad.

He can't even fit in the frame.

My 600 Pound Duuuude: Only on TLC

You know what duuuude, you got your rag, your stick, BOOM you're clean duuuude

Not a good sign when im not sure if the pic is real.

He works what? A few hours a day? Just go for a walk for a hour or two each day you fat cunt

I would say he needs a therapist, that looks like a mental issue and food is just his thing

typical american shite this. You don't need a therapist to tell you to move more eat less. Maybe a personal trainer at most.

Your everyone gets a medal culture and babying of each other is clearly not working yet you still push it. It's raised a generation of soft as shit crybabies

maaaaaaan!!!

If only human psyche was that simple, the rub some dirt on it and walk it off never worked for anyone

In a case of stop being a fat cunt if you want to see your kid as a adult it is.

Staggering selfish. It actually makes me angry when fatties have kids.

He has a therapist.

There's one psychologist in NY who gives discounts to comics so they all go to him - Bobby, Stavros Halkias, Dan Soder.

Judging by the size of Stavros and Bobby, he must be shit at his job.

I know! It's actually pretty damn easy to not be 400lbs.

Everyone has water and Bobby has his sugary treat instead. He clearly doesn’t give a fuck about his health so why should anyone else. He is done for

Bawby sure like his treats

...and none of his friends stop him. Nobody stops Bobby shoving calories down his throat; or Norton barebacking random hookers.

None of these guys give a shit about each other.

Theres only so much you can do for someone like that. They have to want to change. I guarantee burr and vos have pulled him aside and tried to help him, but that's about all they can do.

Everyone else is drinking water, Bobby is drinking a milkshake disguised as a coffee.

He told them no whipped cream and patted himself on the back for it (metaphorically).

Good to see him eatin' better.

Bobby is going to kill himself with his fatness. What did those foster parents do to you Bob?

He sucked steak for dick.

The legitimate answer is,

Oi was roiped duuuuuuuude.

Will be as fat as John Candy and not as funny.

John eats too much Candy or sumphin

Good one Chippa.

Accurate title.

“Jesus...Bobby, Bobby this is Jesus”

Are you here Bobby ?

I feel bad for his family, how do you play with your kids like that? and I'm way fatter than I should be, but this is just obscene.

”Max! Stay where I can see you, duuuuuuuuuude.”

The good news is that if the planet ever turns into Water World, we'll all be able to climb aboard his floating corpse.

Looks like that scene from Stand By Me

Not sure if Vos is about to throw up because of how disgusting Bobby looks or smells.

Artie is going to outlast him...what the fuck bobby.

Juice, soda and coffee milkshakes are fucking awful garbage. I work with a few obese women who drink that shit all day. There is this one bitch who I have never once seen drink water. She gets fast food delivered like clockwork and has no shame about it. It’s fucking sickening and I want to stomp on her fat head. I don’t know where I’m going with this but if you’re really fat then you are a shitty person. Puriod

I love Bobby and I dont want him to die

I love that he wears a black shirt so he'll look slimmer.

Is Rich trying to tattoo himself into a nigger?