"Likes long baths at the Overlook Hotel"

Sometimes I think we're too mean to Carol. Then I realize that no matter how bad we are, Joe treats her worse.

Just out of curiosity, what did she do to gain our ire?

She's just as racist as Joe except even MORE lacking in the ability or desire to earn her own money.

Plus she squirts tuna can juice all over the Compound but Anth is too meek to make her leave.

She made that one facebook post saying “fuck those starving nigger babies in Africa”. Not that i disagree but i wouldn’t out it out there foe my whole family/friends to see.

It was more like a celebration of "nigger babies" dying of ebola.

That's neither here nor there.

She's old and unpleasant and that's more reason to hate her guts than many of the people who think we hate them, but who we are actually indifferent to, like Logan Lynn.

Oh yeah any whore that willingly lays with a scumbag like JoeH is hate worthy. Logan Lynn is just an overdramatic and overreacting queen. Quite common, in their "community".

I literally never even heard of that nerd until he started crying and our name fell out his stretched out lips

Who’s got a screenshot?

It was a FB post where she made a comment to an article or something like the trashy boomer that she is.

She enables joe in his bum lifestyle, he brags about what a catch she is (i got the girl, she's a squirter) and she pimps out her daughter to anth

and she pimps out her daughter to anth

Any receipts for that story?

what did she do to gain our ire?

she chose Joe as a mate. what more do you need?

Out of general principle, being with Joey is enough. Like a massive boil that needs to be lanced with a broadsword.

Woof

You might as well start digging a grave because my dick is one hundred percent dead

I'll see if I have a souvenir spoon small enough for this dig

I have a Delaware spoon that might fit the bill but I think the Rhode Island one is even tinier

Can't we just drop it down an ant hole?

Nah the worker ants just take garbage back to the surface and make cute little tiny landfills.

Ant would love a dick in the hole.

She looks like Dawn’s husband

Both Dawn and Joe have subconsciously been looking for their own Opies.

They couldn't get enough of each other

She is exactly who Joe should be with. It makes sense to me. Like two fat Midwest people.

The happiest couple I ever observed was 2 fat midwesterners who moved to California, specifically a street over from mine, who, we'd watch them come home from their jobs at the same time each day and see what they were doing through their windows and they were just doubled over (maybe even tripled over) laughing at King of the Hill.

They taught me that the most important thing about a relationship, after blowjobs, is whether you can enjoy being together while you mock midwesterners.

If only this comment had more commas in it.

What, do, you, mean,?

How fat are you?

Beautiful 👏

Hitting with a frying pan material.

I’ve seen prettier dog turds.

Without any irony, this is a very accurate likeness of her. It looks almost exactly like her.

Obviously fat, bald closet cases who pretend they were in the army and leech off their younger brothers are rarely pussy magnets but Joe really drew the short straw with this witch. At the same time, she's as good as he could ever get.

She really does look like Colin Flaherty in a wig.