"Duuhhh It'S mE, DaNny'S fAtHEr.. PleAse pRaY fOr mY sWEet bOy hiS hEbrEw nAmE is DaNIeL bEN DoVid. Duuuhh I hAd a StRokE anD nOW I'm rETArDed durrr" -Danny's father
You don't think a Canadian LARPing as some whacky character on the internet is funny? You're insane. Better watch what you say about him though, he might challenge you to fight him in some parking lot in a shitty Toronto suburb.
I dunno, I think you're missing the perks that make her wife material:
You'd get to be Eskimo brothers with a sex offender
You'd only ever be able to fuck her from behind so you don't have to catch a glimpse of that belly button deformity or her Nucky Thompson's bodyguard face
She would destroy all your electronics during one of her frequent schizophrenic episodes
She would spend a significant amount of her time soliciting the attention of a bunch of autistic trolls on some website by posting pictures of her tits, cunt and cum from a black dick filled mouth
You'd get to help raise her kids that she probably gets no child support from the father's for
Due to her low-rent ghetto genes she'd most likely get pregnant the first time you fucked her
Definitely wife material, bro. Get in that if you can.
11 comments
1 LengthyChode 2019-08-14
What exactly did she say to you for your jewish mental illnesses to kick into overdrive?
1 Jim-sucks-shit 2019-08-14
She's a colored female. He's mentally ill and racist with a history of women rejecting him.
1 LengthyChode 2019-08-14
Very true.
1 of_lower_stock 2019-08-14
This is so fun to watch happen to you, Daniel. Try not to deteriorate too quickly; we want to savor it.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-14
Glad you're having fun. I am!
1 LengthyChode 2019-08-14
I'm sure that during your manic episodes it seems fun, but you'll always come crashing down. And I'll be there to laugh at you.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-14
"Duuhhh It'S mE, DaNny'S fAtHEr.. PleAse pRaY fOr mY sWEet bOy hiS hEbrEw nAmE is DaNIeL bEN DoVid. Duuuhh I hAd a StRokE anD nOW I'm rETArDed durrr" -Danny's father
1 bovinegrazr 2019-08-14
waaahhhhhh i neeeed my cornball flaaair waaaah im important waaahhhhh shut up nigga
1 revolvingmonk 2019-08-14
You don't think a Canadian LARPing as some whacky character on the internet is funny? You're insane. Better watch what you say about him though, he might challenge you to fight him in some parking lot in a shitty Toronto suburb.
1 Patrickisapedo 2019-08-14
That's what pushed you over the edge? Not the single mom, skitzo part who posts pictures of her cunt and videos featuring her kids to this shithole?
1 revolvingmonk 2019-08-14
I dunno, I think you're missing the perks that make her wife material:
You'd get to be Eskimo brothers with a sex offender
You'd only ever be able to fuck her from behind so you don't have to catch a glimpse of that belly button deformity or her Nucky Thompson's bodyguard face
She would destroy all your electronics during one of her frequent schizophrenic episodes
She would spend a significant amount of her time soliciting the attention of a bunch of autistic trolls on some website by posting pictures of her tits, cunt and cum from a black dick filled mouth
You'd get to help raise her kids that she probably gets no child support from the father's for
Due to her low-rent ghetto genes she'd most likely get pregnant the first time you fucked her
Definitely wife material, bro. Get in that if you can.