I wish this place had an ending like Inglorious Basterds

Fried Sauerkraut

Hey lets sit around a table and discuss our various miseries, while we stew in anger that we never got our own hit sitcom, Like Jerry Seinfeld. Just a club soda please, I quit drinking last week.

Seinfeld? Ugh! There were no lead poc characters and there was an episode once where a character didn't want to be mistaken for gay and that's problematic. I wrote a blog about it a few days ago for jezebel.

Nudges big square glasses. I knooow... I can't believe Hulu streams that, but not a new Samantha Bee show. She's so hilarious and refreshing- I'm sorry, this guys coffee isn't on a coaster and its bugging me. These tables are like original tables. Looks away and puffs on vape pen.

What flavor is your vape pen? I'm stuck between "cherry blazeit" and "x1000 nicotine holy shit I can't quit smoking" flavor...

Blows fat smelly cloud at monitor

actually i started smoking juuls ironically

Whoever wrote the Puerto Rican Day Parade episode was literally Hitler.

They'd publish it, too.

Obsessed

big yikes

What's the deeeal with black people?

Well they’re certainly not black

aaand..

they're certainly not pedophiiiiiles

2 of them are definitely.

I quit drinking last week

Only one week clean? You better make up some better numbers than that, you need more sober time if you want to get invited to Rich Vos' home group meetings, that's where all the most important comedy networking goes down.

Hey gang check out my new pink shirt!

Hey now, this is the comedy store, not the comedy cellar.

Wrong club. That’s the Comedy Cellar. This isn’t even the same coast.

It's not the Cellar.

LA comics are nice to each other.

I met Mitzi Shore at a celebrity ghost party. Real cunt.

Did she give good head? I hear those Jew broads are good at that.

As long as you don’t mind getting stabbed in the belly by the schnoz over and over again.

I fucked her.

Well, hey! At least her son in talented and deserves his success!

I hope Steve Lubetkin gave her a fuckin' earful.

Well that's some god damn hideous design

This building used to be called Cicero’s nightclub. It was owned by Bugsy Siegel. They used it during prohibition and it had an underground abortion clinic in it. Hopefully they knock it down and put some condos there.

It looks like a funeral parlor for mimes.

There's a eulogy on the marquee.

Well that's not going to attract many customers.

That short stop sign is for Rogan

I hope someone writes Vince Champ on there.

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A place of high esteem I see

There's a good Bert Kreischer signature/forgery joke in here somewhere, you know, because he's a fraud and all his stories are made up.

Well how about you make it then?

Don’t shit on ol joe Diaz like that

Does he take off his shirt?

That's always the funniest part of his jokes 😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

I wouldn't give a shit if his stories were made up if he were funny, interesting, or just not a hack. His whole schtick is one dumb story that would be cool to an 18 year old getting drunk for the first time. His fans are guys who think Barstool Sports is "epic." 30 year olds larping as frat bros. Fucking losers.

"I'm gonna take my shirt off and talk about my daughter's period."

He's the male version of Amy Schumer

I think I'd rather see him shirtless though

I went about a month ago and sat pretty close to front row. My girl wanted to see Rogan, but Tony Hinchliff came on. He was wearing a Goldust letterman sorta jacket. Anyways he called Amy a big fat pig and then talked about Louie being a creep and I said "allegedly" but in a light sorta way. He then pointed me out and said look at this creep with a yellow shirt and I did the Goldust inhale thing with the hands (I stopped watching wrestling when I was foiivvee) but then after his set one of the doorman who opened the show came up to me and my chick and told me you can't taunt the comedians. I told my girl let's go we outta here (luckily Rogan had came on before for her).

But comedy store is cool, me and my girl just been trying to catch Chappelle, kid you not, we went on a Monday to the open micer, I had work at 5 in the morning next day, so we left. We saw on her Instagram the next day that Chappelle had went on immediately after we left.

I felt like such a "civilian" that day.

youre proving the post's point, numb nuts

"allegedly"

Admitted he enjoys jerking off in front of co-workers after asking for their consent. He's still a red-headed Mexican creep.

one of the doorman who opened the show came up to me and my chick and told me you can't taunt the comedians.

Started off wondering why the hate for The Chuckle Hut. This sentence sums it up for me; a comedian who can’t handle a heckler shouldn’t be on stage.

Fucking legendary comedy club should know better wtf.

Did you we’re cucked by tony gaycliff?

What a boring fucking story

Don Barris is pretty good though.

And Tom Segura

I know it's kinda obligatory to hate Rogan's friends on here, but I don't mind Segura. His material isn't bad and he seems like a pretty decent guy. I once turned down a free ticket to see him because I thought he and Bert Kreischer were the same person, though.

his wife stinks!

Hey, when you're right, you're right

Whose doesn't?

Joe's. She doesn't stink, she squirts

Segura is like Louis CK minus all the funny.

I'm not a big enough queer to know who many comics are or where they do their act, but I've been listening to Tim Dillon and he reminds me of a young Ronnie B. The guy is lightning fucking fast and hilarious

Not an LA comedy store comic (as far as i know), more of a New York guy, but sure.

The birthplace of faggotry. A bunch of well-wishing snakes.

Those Don Barris and Adam Eget fellas are swell guys.

The rest of them are problems

*except Bobby Lee

Comedy clubs really make me sick

Yooz noze, how ya gonna beat palm trees and uh couple of laffs..... OHHH this fuckin wedduh

Yeah more like the Not Funny Store

You mean you don’t want to hear the same bullshit coke-hooker stories from Joey Diaz?

Make the exterior of my comedy club look like the interior of a Hot Topic, please.