The guy who drew a few of the cartoons of him on here, nailed it. His features are so exaggerated that its like something out of a movie.

Hgh nigga

Why anyone thinks he needs to be on camera is beyond me. His voice is annoying and really isnt radio friendly yet gets fat checks. The people that ok'd these things needs to be sat down and given a good talkin to.

Pardon my french.

I like the one where his wife's big tits were swinging around as she bounced up and down on Jamal.

Was that where he was shoving action figures up his ass?

I think that was a different, though equally lifelike and accurate, portrait.

Jess' titties were drawn beautifully.

They really were magnificent.

Well, this may cause maximum tumescence.

His head looks like a shit-smeared Pac-Man.

Goddamn

Had to pull over my rig for that one.

His barber is clowning on his ass after he leaves.

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0995/2620/files/Falkor_large.jpg

"More to the left Jess.. hmmmm.."

He only has the beard because his jawbone resorption mimicked his hairline. Nigga's skull is hyperaging due to the experimental HGH cocktail still bubbling within.

The philtrum breakdown in the documentary was what made him grow it.

He has looked ridiculous his entire life. He's literally never had a prime and that makes me feel great.

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You dont think I'm aging well?

NEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ..

won't be long till he finds out he's being cheated on. hopefully it ends with a rope

He'll call 911 for help tying the knot.

It is true that this man has no dick.

The steroids kicked in with a delay.

Steve austin was doggin him on his looks lmao