Reminder that for over 10 years, Sam Roberts never had a beard, but then "coincidentally" grew one within a week of Porsalin publicly bringing attention to his recessed chin and weak jaw.

183  2019-08-14 by Sergeant_Joseph_Spud

18 comments

No effect.

They’re having a great time!

And we hate that!

His “I want black people to like me” laugh is just as repugnant.

He'll shave it again before a Netflix Bigfoot doc

remarkable collection

Yeah well according to Industry Insider JoeH, Sam no longer keeps tab on this place. So there!

He did didn’t he? Well it ain’t helping his scalp

Only one who can fix his scalp is a native American

When they see that hairline, they'll shed a single tear

if only that hideous creature could grow one where his hairline is supposed to be maybe he wouldn't frighten children in public.

Lolz

But enough about Anthony.

What is he saying, Robin?

U actually listen to that boring, shit show??

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It doesnt even make him look better, just differently ugly.

A documentary is made about how shitty you are at you job. As filler it mentions you’re ugly. Instead of trying to be less shitty at your job you grow a beard.