No wonder the Mooch canceled. Imagine sitting here for an hour or more.

30  2019-08-14 by Broken_stoic

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I really don't get the need for the fucking green screen. Jesus fucking chirst Keith is retarded.

Right? The green backdrop alone looks a million times better than that stupid fucking pixelated stationary view of the shithole right below The Bronx.

If police departments were professional sports the NYPD would be the WNBA.

This is the NYPD here - I thought the NFL was the one with all the racial controversy, brain damage and spousal abuse.

all the racial controversy, brain damage and spousal abuse.

Sounds like what Anthony's life is now.

I know we love to make fun of the NYPD here, but take all the dumb, juice monster, coke fiend fucks you grew up with who joined the NYPD and put them against the same assholes, but from Miami, Chicago, Boston, etc.

In the land of the blind, the NYPD is king.

Take every surrounding department in the area to the NYPD... their standards are higher and their pay is minimal 25% more. They aren’t smart enough for those departments and aren’t physically strong enough for FDNY.

That's not Keith, that's Anthony. He's had that green screen since his shitty "Live From The Compound" smelly basement show days.

Exactly. He wants to recreate a completely dead medium and feel -- the old school "Tonight Show" with Johnny Carson and Dean Martin smoking ciggies and being HA HA HOLE EE SHIT hilarious

And that shitty yellow photoshop he always has that some retard trucker does for free. It looks fucking retarded and unprofessional.

Joe is shorter that Derve. They form a living Russian nesting doll

Goddamn. Like Joe and a bootleg wop Epstein kid fucking thing or something.

And Big A in the corner staring at you with great hunger.

Guests would be more comfortable on a black leather sofa.

pov?

They could make a thousand to five thousand dollars a day?

All while Ant fake laughs, mugs to the camera and continually glances at the control booth for approval.

Love how much they made fun of Scorch for his setup.

Who cancelled?

bad CGI is immediately noticeable, Ant must think the bad background distracts people from his, terrible, ugly, disgusting, face.

Didnt ant change the resolution on his face compared to the rest of his show? I thought I remember someone pointing that out.

he should put a blue dot permanently on his face, like those 90s TV shows

This is like if someone invited you to their house and it was a tree house.

That actually looks like psychological torture.

It's Anthony's deep homosexual panic symbolised as a room.