TURD.

If anything happens to him, Cow

share your pain with /u/ants_ccw_permit

Please don't.

only "War Of The Roses" on kiss 95.1 fm, the #1 in charlotte

I like the breakfast club 😶

You'll always be our Donkey of the Day 😘

Is that what we're calling her now?

So you’re a fan of the bisquick bandit?

He's kind of a fag

That friend of yours who cried when he found out there wouldn't be a bonus for him last year?

Lol, he didn’t get a new job? Does he just sit around and whine all day?

I wish I ran an office so so successful I could just hire a lying nigger for yuks.

My old chef hired a retarded dishwasher for entertainment. Dude was 5'4, 100000% confident and a pathological liar.

He was late for work one day because he "got into a gun fight." But lost his gun on the way to work lmao

My buddy worked at a pizza place when we were teenagers and he got a black friend of ours a job at this place. This spot was in the good part of town and this guy was late one day and said the fucking kkk shot his tire out hahaha! Mind you we lived in southern California

you don't have to run an office, just a business were stealing is not a big concern in general.

It's sadly funny how much the idiot wants to be your friend while you hate him.

i find it sad that you dislike him because of his skin color.

do you get really dark with your girlfriend? would you tell us if you weren't?

p.s.: it's spelled nigger.

BROODING

I remember that story lol.

I told this guy that all those radio prank calls are fake and he got mad at me, niggas can’t handle the truth

same, told a friends girlfriend that war of the roses was bullshit and she argued with me

Where we at with the 100 Grand

Make sure the Sales Guy is the winner so that nobody tries to sue us when we don't give them the prize.

I hope you told him about compound media

If you want to make it clear you don't like him, get him a subscription to Compound Media.

It’s the gift that keeps on taking.

At least he's not forcing you to listen to Jim & Sam.

Longmont Potion Castle is the only approved prank caller in my workplace.

I have been listening to Bubba for the past few weeks. He puts his show on twitch for free.

Man, you want to talk about a fall from grace. He lost his million dollar mansion and is now rooming with this chick he met. His studio and race track is in foreclosure. His co-host of like 25 years (Manson/Ned) left the show last month because he can't deal with the bullshit anymore. He is down to just like three radio affiliates and isn't even on the airwaves in his hometown. And his content just kind of sucks. Not that it was ever superb, but he used to be a lot better/funnier.

And all of this because he filmed his best friend banging his wife and he tampered with the neilson ratings. The guy is such a scumbag and It couldn't have happened to a better guy.

It really makes me smile remembering just how much of a smug asshole he was. Thought he was the greatest and couldn’t be touched. Him rooming with some chick makes it even better.

Look at this fat piece of shit, no good motherfucker jabroni pig faggot- iron sheik to bubba

what do you do for work character

I got some heavy equipment you could operate

DEEZ NUTS

You are a subpar mother, but I still love you

So he comes up to you excitedly to tell you about what was on the radio in the morning, and you have to tell "huh?" over the sound of the diesel engines and watch his stupid mouth flap out nonsense for a second time... Every single fucking time because operators and truckers are too stupid to figure out that equipments is loud?

Huh?

You should have told him you only listen to good radio and played him some clips of AntH discussing the Trayvon Martin case.

Did someone win a toy Yoda?

That '100 Grand' skit is probably the most horribly scripted Shit I've ever heard.

Good Lord, I feel for you brother. Out of high school, I went to a junior college and was working full fucking time in a job that involved quite a bit of me and my boss driving around in a van together. He was in his 50s and would listen to fucking Bob and Tom. That stupid synchronized cackle that they would do made me want to grab the steering wheel and let the chips fall where they may more than once

Zoo? Isn't that where our favorite bovine lives?

There's a reason Howard calls them Phony Phone Calls.

what do you say to this? I will tell them to fuck off with that shit and that its scripted. I know, it's not fun and I'm an asshole but I can't stand the calls and the people that enjoy them anyway.

I specifically became self-employed because I dreaded the thought of having to work with people like this on a daily basis for 50 years.

That and I can't wake up before 2 p.m.

Hey jerky this is Dr. McDoctorguy calling with your test results. You have three hours to live. Bye!

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I WAS IN YOUR STORE....

taking his shirt off makes him funny apparently

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