I once again offer to pay for u/doxxer100 to take the real MENSA IQ exam provided I’m cc’d the results. Next NYC area test is given on September 7th.

94  2019-08-12 by joeybeans121

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Joe is a busy guy, he’s too busy wor... oh, well he’s too busy raising his d... oh.

He's too busy teaching little Laquanda fingering techniques for those Chinese planks he calls guitars and definitely not his butthole, sir.

He has to bring ID and proof of service

No way he cracks 85

You don't think he'd get accepted into Mensa? diseased baboon cackle

SlowJoe ranks somewhere between Forest Gump and Fredo Corleone.

Joe would get lost on the way there.

You'll need a contract binding him to cc'ing you. I'm reliably informed that racists can enter those so you should be fine.

Thank you

I will agree to meet him for a fist fight where I have both my arms tied behind my back if the results of the IQ test are triple digits.

Be sure to tell him that the first digit can’t be 0

Fucker couldn’t pass an AIDS test, let alone MENSA.

Not enough attention is brought to the time he tested positive for AIDS and how small of an error margin those tests actually have.

He is going to shit when he finds out an actual IQ test takes all day and needs to be monitored. This why he dropped out. He cant be bothered with all that nerdy learning.

I heard the MENSA ones are scams as they are trying to convince you of how smart you are in hopes you purchase a membership.

So what you're saying is Joe will be purchasing a membership?

His schedule clashed.

I'll double whatever it cost to see the results. He can spend that money on anything he wants childspit, guitars, etc...

SOA merch and testosterone injections

The man can’t get his child to school, how do you think he would be able to show up on time for a test?

To be fair the kid was only late 20 times in a semester. Waking up early is hard to do when you’re up all night reading reditard insults

he's busy picking up flags off the road, and asking actual veterans how they lost their limbs

I did the same to Vos after he said his was 141. I offered to bet $1K that it wasn't. Then he blocked me on Twitter

Bitch vos

Mensa? lolz...old Joey is way too smart for that shit test.

could it be possible because Joe is so smart, that he comes off like a buffoon?

like if you overlock a CPU. There’s so much power, it’s frying the circuit.

He is too smart for his own good. People say that about him all the time

he doesn't need the money, he's getting those welfare checks from his brother.

High Pitch Eric scored a 66. No way Joe beats that