Hey gang! Has anyone got clips of Jim Norton talking about marrying that giant man can whore from Norway after seeing him a few times and talking online?

84  2019-08-12 by Dennyislife

Because that was his funniest bit in years

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Imagine what the leftover smell of sex is like after fucking that Viking

He looks like he has a powerful musk

Intoxicating.

Or maybe like a poison gas to a regular person

I bet it's intoxicating.

Probably similar to Joe/Carol. I imagine Carol squirting is like leaving a bowl of cottage cheese out in the summer heat for 8 days, then watching that old bowl of cottage cheese squirt blood.

That viking fucked Jim. Jim is a submissive little worm

Hence all his "prep"

She dominated him the way a giant reptile eats a mollusk

I bet it’s one of those stinks that seeps into your pores and stays on you for days and days after exposure. Something that trigger intense shame and revulsion in any normal person, yet Norton basks in the stench and even brags about it to his friends.

The whole ordeal with Allen is really disturbing to even imagine. The idea of those two violently fucking each other is like a cosmically demonic violation of natural law. Twisted and fundamentally wrong.

Imagine what the leftover smell of sex is like after fucking that Viking

I'm guessing whatever shit and semen mixed together smells like.

Sure “guessing”

what is you gay?

That's right, sodomite.

Glorious grundel stank on the fields of Valhalla

Smells like stale cum, astroglide and blood.

Lutefisk and Astro glide

check out the podcast he did with joey diaz.

Too bad Joey was too high to even realize Jim was talking about a Nordic dude.

*lemme tell you somethin, Jim Norton. When those fuckin elk-blooded motherfuckers die from AIDS, they don't fuck around with no quilt - they get a huge ship and burn that cocksucker right there with the fag inside just like we used to do in Hoboken in '74 dawg! *

I want to burn the AIDS quilt

But she genuinely broke his tranny loving heart by seeing a man she wasn’t supposed to see

her husband.

Talking to someone she’s wasn’t supposed to be talking to***

Which is an absolute lie she was still pimping her boipucci out when Jim sent her enough money to live on for the next 5 years.

Sue has a boipucci. That thing had a legit dong.

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a man

maybe more than that

That whore looked like Ulfric Stormcloak.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Seriously? No love for Fjüterhœllen Øsbåajärviðþ?

He definitely cried on Jennifer Carmody's shoulder, whining how Alena wasn't supposed to go back to his/her husband.

Even his comedian friends couldn't resist mocking him for it.

remember when he said on jre he likes his "girls" to smell a little bit? he wants the smell of man feet and man ass

the moment that sealed jimmys suicide

https://imgur.com/a/6QExrF3

Ewwwwww wtf

How about the one where he asked Pao from 90 day fiancé how to best get Princess Alena into the country?

Allen needs to tell his side of the story. We need an interview

We need you r/beigefrequency

It was the most humiliating series of events in a life full of them. A guy who once fucked a black tranny prostitute up the ass and "didn't know" was running around telling EVERYONE all about how he was "in love" with a "girl" even though everyone he told had to have been well aware that the "girl" in question was a shemale prostitute. It was so over the top I have to believe it was part of the fantasy he was paying her for, as no one would deliberately humiliate themselves like that unless they were into it.

"That's a big bitch!" Matt Serra.