Did Jim bleed on someone's french fries and disturb their t-cells?

"some friends of mine who know bars"

I wish they'd become friendly with barbiturates, fucking nauseating pair of creeps.

Sam's dumb face as they're walking in makes me wanna cave his head in with a can of tomatoes, Killer Joe style.

he's a giant midget.

I hate his stupid pro wrestler entrance leather jacket

Neither of them drink, Sam spends all of his time in his basement playing with dolls, and Jim spends all of his time trolling porn sites and escorts. I doubt either of them have voluntarily spent a night in bars in a decade. Perfect choice for bar judgers.

I would think the beer is alcoholic but maybe they had to sub it out for the princes. bizarre, you have a guy who vehemently denies alcohol yet is on this program? He'll do anything to get on tv.

Yeah, the sound edit on “Bloody Mary” is terrible

Jim and Sam are aggressively ugly faggots

Sam is Simpsons colored

Dude what fucking color is his skin?

Jaundice yellow from eating nothing but nuggies and getting no sun.

Holy crap - he's eaten enough nuggies that the yellow dye they use in the batter is expressing itself in his skin.

Please Lord, please let it be cumulative, and permanent.

Expired custard?

Is that a fucking promo shot? This is the best modern technology can do to make these two goblins look presentable?

Jim is over acting on reality television.

Uh, medium.

Why is it a question?

Why am I so mad?

You don't think a normal human would complain about their Bloody Mary being too spicy?

goat cackle

what a shit dick.

maybe he was choking on his final piece of credibility, which like most things he was willing to swallow & make disappear.

Someone I'd trust to review a bar more than Jim or Sam

"We'll try the Reuben, and then let's also get the beef on weck." ~ Sam ordering for himself only.

Insufferable faggot.

Where is this bar that they had beef on Weck?

What kind of bar allows pets like Sam?

If anyone knows bars, it’s a guy who was “in recovery” three of four years before he was old enough to get in one.

2 non-drinkers sip 10th of an ounce of alcohol and criticize it

the bartender reacts smugly

WOAH

I guess Bar Rescue really is having trouble getting "celebrity" guests. Or maybe Sirius paid for them to be on the show since the script said Sirius like 3 times in five minutes.

This show would have been so much better if they'd dressed Sam as an organ grinder's monkey.

What's that old joke in which the Sam keeps shoving things up his ass before he eats them?

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Speaking of fat necked jews, how is Marty McDonalds still alive?

if there were a god, they would have both been killed by a drunk driver leaving that bar. this isn't medium scummmmbag. look at my hand it's greasy. fucking faggots.

I'm watching it now and fuck Taffer for sending Jim and the other one into a business ruined by personal tragedy.

Pretty sure it was just scripted that way. These shows aren’t really real, thats why the 2 guys who know bars are jim and sam, 2 gays who havent ever been in a bar because they dont drink or eat.

Also, this show looks like fuckin dogshit, this is what is considered airable tv these days? Damn. All we have in 2019 are shitty undercover bar sting shows, and superhero movies

What a great choice to review a bar. A guy who doesn't drink and a fucking mongoloid who eats like a 5 year old.

I’d be willing to bet that non alcoholic tap beer kegs go flat long before they are empty.