Anyone who refers to owning a pet as being a parent is a retard

6  2019-08-11 by JMueller2012

”Proud Dog Mom”

Fuck you, cunt

17 comments

Who hurt you?

Three ex girlfriends who dumped me when they got dogs

Lol

They were better lickers

Hello Gavin Mcciness

some people consider their pets to be family brotherman. i'm getting my first dog soon, a schnoodle or a puggle.

A schnoodle?!

How about if you adopt a Nigger kid?

You must not have any furrbabies .

I always look forward to the Christmas cards from furbaby owners with the dogs wearing people clothes. A dog wearing a sweater??? HAHAHA!!!! HO LEE SHIT!!!!!

I love my dogs, stop trying to be like Gavin.

I’m not saying you can’t love your dog. I love my dog. I’m just trashing people (mostly women) for their constant need of attention

I agree, women ruin everything

I know a girl that has ”mother, birth mother, dog mother” in her Instagram description. She thinks that putting her first child up for adoption deserves a tip of the hat

We're called pawrents you faggot.

only women do this, so your theory checks out

Rough night on tinder?