Reminder: Opie has many siblings all who never get talked about on this subreddit

91  2019-08-11 by varamyr6skin

Joe Cumia is an embarrassing sibling, father and uncle.

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I don’t even know their names, I do know one has a nice restaurant that anth blasted on Twitter.

Correction: Anthony tweeted that he had to wait for a table and had to pay for his drink and he was outraged.

So Opie didn't show up to work for two days and threatened to quit the show unless Anthony apologized.

Opie is really loyal to his family; if the roles were reversed, Ant would just pretend nothing was happening and continue to stuff down pills and bud lights to avoid feeling mildly uncomfortable.

I refuse to entertain the idea that Joe could even open a restaurant. Let alone stay open long enough to disappoint all of his customers.

Now if Opie tweeted about how depressing a 2U parking lot concert was, your scenario would make sense.

Joe's FREEDOM FRIES (spelled in caps on the menu for extra patriotism) made from expertly peeled potatoes would speak for themselves, commie. BOC can't get enough of them.

We used to say FH Riley’s was rat infested but the Philly Crew took the high ground and earned our respect.

Philly crew is a bunch of fags. That said anyone who hangs out with the cumia's is much worse.

Fags>convicted sex offender kurt love

Classic aborted raise the rough/flex at the end

Opie did nobody a favor that day

You just know Opie thought he was showing how cool his "philly crew" was

And I’m sure he thought Harry hater was hilarious...

Well, eventually it was, it just needed a little punching up by the subreddit in the form of a big black cock.

Did anyone ever find Father Doris? It's been nearly a decade.

That's my alt account but I'm too lazy to sign into it and continue the bit.

One of them is named "Elmo" and he's ten times the man Ol Joey will ever be.

Joe is known as El Mo south of the border

Vurry good

¡Línea del día!

I wouldn’t mess with Brother Elmo. He’s a real problem.

He’ll get things done

He sells T-shirts.

He'll get those t-shirts done!

HG Reynolds restaurant was Opies brother tho? in the heart of huntington village

Correct and correct

I don't know what's real anymore.

I remember Norton one time mentioning Opie’s brother Quinn, specifically that he’s like a better looking version of Opie. Can you even imagine such a specimen?!

Well I just came at the thought

Opie use to punch brick walls. god only knows how much more bad ass his siblings are

I hate Elmo, his dumb MySpace questionnaire still gives me douche chills to this day.

What about his karaoke song about Bubba the Love Sponge at the Hard Rock?

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Fuck FH Riley’s

Opie has good siblings. Quinn, Weese and Elmo are all good eggs.

Are you from the Philly crew?

Not cool enough.