Footage of Sam trying to eat steak prepared by a world class chef

13  2019-08-11 by jokespot

9 comments

next time wrap it in 3 layers of bacon and stick up your ass you fat cunt

Sounds keto.

How much childhood molestation does it take to get an adult to cry over eating a vegetable?

Sadly, all you seem to need is just dipshit parenting and a larder full of junk food. Diets that include no vegetables (or any other real ingredient) aren't that rare, they're the fucking norm for a large section of society. It's ridiculous how many people don't know how to fry a fucking egg to save their life and just stuff their faces with absolute factory-made garbage

She doesn't need a hug, she needs R Lee Emery screaming at her to get her fat ass to the top of his obstacle

RIP, Gunny.

welp, she'll be dead soon.

Ewww where's my tendies?!

Always the enabling boyfriend/girlfriend ready to comfort them