Flutesy's nips

37  2019-08-10 by ellencakehorn

70 comments

The history of western art is the history of a male gaze oogleing a passive female form...I said it. My work flips “the nude.” It stops being about possessing a woman’s body and starts being about you and your needs. Imagine that. Imagine you as the gazer for a change, painted how you want to be seen. If you’re interested in booking a session, DM me. 🌹

The gall of these hoes...

The history of western art is the history of a male gaze oogleing a passive female form...I said it.

That is the single stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.

I always figured 80% of art history would involve fruit. Why are there so many paintings of fruit?

Fruit represents fertility.

It’s like something Joe would write when he’s trying to sound smart.

I guarantee you that's just something she heard word for word in an Art Survey class at whatever dogshit Uni she went to that stuck in her tiny little brain and seemed profound.

Absolutely. This is probably some Jim Norton-level thievery of some arrogant twat professor who can make huge generalizations about the history of art. I wonder what this idiot would think of the Kore statues in Ancient Greece?

I’m gonna make this short and sweet

writes ten paragraphs of nonsense

The Joeh Defense: If it puts you to sleep, his guilt can't be that deep

I know what I’d like to see her painted with.

A TOE ATTACHMENT.

Booking session? Is she hooking?

The whole idea of the “male gaze” and how “she’s not sexy for YOUR sake, men!” Is idiotic any way you slice it. No matter how empowered you uppity cunts feel, if we find you fuckable, we’ll still jack it to you regardless of your feelings. In the end, all men value from you is whether or not we can cum as a result of you.

Dumb women say this because there are zero significant female artists. Like any dope can name 5 artists off the top of their head and none of them are female because none of them make art. No women make art. They make narcissistic horse shit. Even Frida Gallo just painted her dumb mustached self.

What an ignorant self-centered dumb bitch.

Why do women need to feel empowered all the fucking time? Do they not value anything other than having the megalomaniacal confidence of a freebasing Joe Cumia?

Tranny?

I like her lower half

She's a woman of lower cock.

No shit, that schnoz on her is very concerning.

She has a rather disappointing set of tits as well

From the neck down she could be a Rockette. From the neck up she looks like a goblin. Overall, the Rocket gives her a D- If you feeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

she's got the square jew body of sarah silverman. well to be fair their ARE pretty jew girls

The Rocket likes the cut of your jib.

I've always preferred them and I don't know why

Is she the one that gave Big A and Bobo a pity fuck?

I haven't heard her deny this claim.

That was Linz Bella, unless Flutesy did too. Anything is possible at that Compound.

Anything is disgusting at the compound

I'm surprised noones done an artistic rendition of that scene here yet.

Either way, I heard it was a chick with a ghoul face but ok body. So that's what I was wondering.

That sounds like Linz

Remember when that John Dough guy got stomped by Linzbella because he started shit talking her but it turned out he was just mad that she wouldn't fuck him and she had the receipts?

Imagine not being able to secure Big A's sloppy seconds.

That was pretty funny.

I really dislike people posting about this big nosed cunt here like she's a classic OnA character.

She's harmless.

Attack P.B. Roberts instead.

I reported it for nudity bc Ol Nosey McGillicuddy made me sit through a tranny face,mediocre tits and a square torso without so much as an ass shot. The nerve on these broads

"Plays the flute on a podcast" Welcome to obscurity AntH

Hot little body with a big old nose. She looks Jewish

I don't know. That kinda looks like an Armenian schnoz.

Body as shapely as a refrigerator box.

I'd fuck her and then force her to stick her nose in my asshole.

You want to be disembowelled?

not sure I can JO to that but thanks for the effort

Asshole or fuck off bignose.

Bitch looks like Big Head from Silicon Valley.

Flutesy is a big-nosed greasy crackwhore.

Any conversation in 2019 about “western art”, will always be followed by some feminist nonsense, or “...its indicative of White Supremacy...”.

It’s like you can’t talk about art at all anymore, no matter how fruity that makes me sound.

I actually enjoy going to art museums and looking at the premodern stuff. I don’t care how gay that makes me sound.

Guys quit being art incels. If you like something it's okay to say so. If someone doesn't like it then stand up for yourselves! Goddamn.

All art needs to be political pandering and condescending, bigot!

At least artfag Dadaists and Expressionists explicitly knew they were making nonsense, leaving the viewers to make their own conclusions, instead of drenching it in some hamfisted ideological bullshit and expecting praise for it.

I like Paul Klee because I have no idea what he was expecting me to think of feel about any of his work.

For some reason I can't quite explain I find 'The Rendezvous' by Klee -- which is little more than a black squiggle on white background -- one of the most moving images I've ever seen.

Holy fuck Tucan Sam

She looks like the redneck from Hey Arnold.

How about sid? The kid with the hotdog nose and carol thin hair.

Next time she should paint a paper bag on her face

These fucking whores.

She's balls ugly, but I wouldn't pass it up

Nice nips you big nosed bitch.

Bird is the word.

Who is this rat woman?

Turn the fuck around bookend nose.

Meh, she looks like Sid from Ice Age

Nose Magilacuddy

Stupid bitch!.... SHOW US YOUR TURD CUTTER!!

Really. Art is supposed to be about makes ogling buttholes. God. What has this great nation come to?

Weird eyes, awful nose, zero titties... and something twinkish about her.

Anthony and Jim must love this odd looking bitch.

Kerryn Feehan said she looks like an ostrich