Fighters taken more seriously than Brendan Schaub.

144  2019-08-09 by ZombieRoeCumia

23 comments

Shockmaster is the shit.

He’s funnier too.

Side splitting laughter

And more eloquent.

the Schaubmaster

Second only to The Black Scorpion in best pro wrestling trainwrecks.

The Gobblety-Gooker would like a word.

That wasn't a train wreck.

It wasn't good. The boos were deafening.

I'm convinced it was all a ploy to make Vince fall over laughing by getting the word "gook" on TV a bunch of times.

Roddy Piper and Gene Okerlund trying to make it work while Monsoon just sits in silence is modern art.

At least Glass Joe showed up to the fight he was begging for

"Oh God!", Ric Flair in the background when the Shockmaster came out.

British Bulldog quietly whispers "Oi, 'e fell roight on he's fookin' arse!"

Niggas helmet is made of tin foil.

[removed]

Shockmaster is the best.

Everyone loves the Schaubmaster

Brendan's the Schaubmaster.

Talked to management. They approve this new direction. Joe sucks, but enjoys the attention.

At the Big Apple Ranch he’s know as “The Cockmaster.”

I got a 7 day suspension on Twatter for calling Shaub "retarded". I should have said it to Drumph instead, then they would probably have given me a blue checkmark.

"Sorry, I meant that he spoke like an exceptional individual when he said all those retarded things."